517 - Trump’s Bimbos, Live-Streamed Executions, & Crumbl Cookies

Tim Dillon (0:00)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Tim Dillon Show. Five days, Katie Zacharia out. I believe that's her name. She was the press secretary. We hardly knew her. And she's out. She had a disastrous first up at bat. And they pulled her. And because frankly, this is not the time for bad liars. This is not the time in this administration where they need people who cannot lie convincingly. This is the time to bring in the top level liars who are well versed and who can come in and spin a fable because nothing's going well. Everybody's turning on each other. And at this point, Trump is increasingly isolated. People are preparing for a post-Trump GOP.

He's losing his political power.

And in a few weeks, they might be, and I would imagine they would be facing it. They're gonna have a Democratic Congress. They'll have potentially a Democratic Senate. And then there's just gonna be impeachment investigations. I would imagine they're gonna launch, the Democrats are gonna launch investigations into the crypto scams and into the stuff Hegseth is doing.

And they, you know, to their credit, they were like, what if we live streamed an execution to get the people back? Because the gas is up and the food is up and the prices of things are up. But they did, to their credit, they were in the situation room or one of the rooms, and they were going, listen, just spitballing here. What if we shot someone in the head on live television? What if we live streamed an execution? Would people be that upset that the gas is very expensive and the food is expensive? Would they care if they knew that they could go home and watch a live streamed execute? I don't know if it was going to be free or if you were going to have to pay.

I don't know if there was going to be a version of it where there was like an ad free execution, if you paid sort of like a premium package, or if it was going to be like, you can watch the execution with ads for free, which I think would have been fair. Like it's kind of like if you pay a premium and you have a better package, you'll get an execution ad free, but maybe you might have to sit through a couple of ads right before the execution, because they would place the ads in a way that you had to watch them. So they would be like, and is everybody ready for the execution? Yes, may God have mercy on your soul, yes. And then a nice ad break, and you'd have to sit there, you'd have to watch the ads, and then it would come on, and then the Fort Hood shooter would get shot in the head. But that was their idea. Now, because they're running out of things to do. This is the thing I talked, remember when they did that UFC event on the White House lawn, and I was like, that's the last, that's the final party? And it was. And they're thinking, we can't do that again. Like, we can't have another UFC fight. We had motocross on the White House lawn. It was fun.

People got really excited about that. Some guy yelled at Michelle Obama was a man. I mean, they were in, as Bill Hicks would say, they were in hog heaven. That being said, you know, you can't do that again. So Pete Hegseth came out and goes, let's shoot someone on national television, let's live stream it online, let's kill people, let's start killing people in front of the country. Like, you know, it's not enough to kill them or have people know that they're dying. I mean, these events are reported, they're covered in the media. It's not a secret, but we want to show it to people. We want people, because the American public, if nothing else, they have a bloodlust and we should satiate that, because again, everything's so expensive and they can't really send the kids to college and nobody can own a house and mortgage rates are 7 3 quarters now for a 30 year fixed, but they have an insatiable bloodlust. That's their concept of the American people, that the American people have a deep, and some of them do, have a deep insatiable bloodlust and they like violence and they've, you know, they love violent movies and TV shows and video games, so why not give them the real thing? Why not turn this execution into like something they would watch on the dark web? And here is, here is Pete Hegseth describing his rationale for this.