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Stealing Bananas Podcast Transcripts

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From the minds behind Stealing Signals and Money in the Banana Stand, RotoViz brings you a strategy and analytics podcast that will change the way you think about fantasy football. Hosted by Ben Gretch and Shawn Siegele.

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The Biggest Risers and Fallers After Week 1

September 15, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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Ben Gretch (0:40)

The biggest takeaways from week one of the 2026 season. That's what we're talking about today on Stealing Bananas. I'm Ben Gretch. Stealing Signals newsletter.

bengretch.substack.com. I wrote all day today. We usually do this Sunday night, Shawn.

Shawn Siegele (1:59)

Well, 14 games is a lot.

The ones that I watched at the beginning, and on the road to and from volleyball, which is in a different city, it's 45 minutes down the road. Those games are a bit hazy, I have to say. I don't have the clearest impression of Buccaneers-Bangles other than, I mean, it was a terrible game, maybe the worst one of the…

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