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Here's The Thing is podcast with @ThatChickAngel and @KevOnStage. Buckle up its LIT. 

Spoken has transcripts of 535 Here's The Thing episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 7, 2026.

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archive.sh
curl -s -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
  https://spoken.md/podcasts/1446527874/episodes \
  | jq -r '.episodes[] | "\(.id) \(.title)"' \
  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
      curl -sf -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
        -o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
        https://spoken.md/transcripts/$id || rm -f "${id}-${slug}.md"
      sleep 0.34
    done

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Latest Here's The Thing transcripts

Chris Rock Regrets NOT Paying Legal Fees, Rick Ross Arrested, Judge Allows AI!?

October 7, 2026

KevOnStage (0:00)

Five, four, three, two, what up, y'all?

Josh Gonzales (0:03)

Welcome to Here's The Thing.

KevOnStage (0:04)

I'm KevOnStage, she's...

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