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Kirbie Johnson (0:01)

G-L-A-M, Gloss Angeles.

Sara Tan (0:15)

Okay, today, September 8th. Does anybody know what today is?

Kirbie Johnson (0:22)

Only, I don't know. Whose birthday is it?

Sara Tan (0:26)

Jonathan Taylor Thomas. JTT, baby.

Kirbie Johnson (0:30)

Okay, this is where we have different childhoods. I was not a big JTT fan.

Sara Tan (0:38)

Wow. This is actually devastating.

Kirbie Johnson (0:41)

I know.

Sara Tan (0:41)

Wait, were you Andrew Keegan, Devin Sawa?

Kirbie Johnson (0:44)

Andrew Keegan.

Sara Tan (0:45)

Andrew Keegan. I did love me some Andrew Keegan. When I would play pretend, and I was thinking about who I was marrying at that point, it would rotate between Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Devin Sawa and Casper. Can I keep you moment?

Kirbie Johnson (0:59)

Yeah.

Sara Tan (0:59)

And then Andrew Keegan, cause he was on step by step or something.

Kirbie Johnson (1:02)

I mean, and he was like in all the things.

Sara Tan (1:03)

He was on everything. I remember he walked in the door on step by step, and I was like, who is this man?

Kirbie Johnson (1:09)

Who is that? Sexual awakening.

Sara Tan (1:10)

And now he's like in Venice, running some kind of kombucha cult.

Kirbie Johnson (1:14)

Yes. Okay. Did I tell you that I, I think this was, this was before we knew each other, but I met him because he was doing like, like an acting gig with one of Matt's best friends. And Ollie was also in the like shoot or whatever. So I have a picture of Andrew Keegan with Ollie. And it's just like, I need to frame it because it's really just everything.

Sara Tan (1:39)

We are putting this in video. Insert here.

Kirbie Johnson (1:43)

But he just as, just as cute as can be.

Wow. Cute as ever. I was really more into like brunettes, Josh Hartnett. And then I ended up marrying Matt, but I guess he's like in between anyways. Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Happy birthday, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. How old is he?

Sara Tan (2:00)

I don't know, but I know, I will always remember September 8th because I...

Kirbie Johnson (2:06)

August 8th, September 8th. Yes, the 8th.

Sara Tan (2:10)

8th is still a very important number to me because of Jonathan Taylor Thomas and JTT.

Kirbie Johnson (2:13)

Yeah.

Sara Tan (2:14)

But JTT, I had a birthday party for him September 8th when I was a child.

And I invited friends over and my mom made a birthday cake where she cut out pictures of him from Tiger Beat, Team Bop, J-14, laminated them and put them on a cake. We sang him happy birthday.

Kirbie Johnson (2:34)

This is when social media needed to be around to celebrate Janet's hard work.

Sara Tan (2:40)

Truly. Mom, if you're listening, please, if there's any photographic evidence of this, find it. But it was a time. Imagine just like now the children are like, it's so-and-so from BTS birthday. Let's have a party. I don't think they're doing that.

Kirbie Johnson (2:55)

Well, if they are also, they're doing it for like social. You know, they're doing it for content.

Sara Tan (3:00)

This was because of my love.

Yes, this was my love and dedication. I was so, it was such a weird thing to do.

Kirbie Johnson (3:08)

No, it's not.

Sara Tan (3:09)

To send out invites to be like, we're celebrating Jonathan Taylor Thomas' birthday on September 8th. Please come.

Kirbie Johnson (3:15)

He was such a force back then. I'm sure you weren't the only one, but I'm sure that yours was the best one.

Sara Tan (3:20)

I was so obsessed with him. It was unbelievable. It was unbelievable.

Kirbie Johnson (3:25)

He's like out of the limelight.

Sara Tan (3:26)

Educated man. I think he was a prof- Maybe I'm totally making this up. I actually don't know. I just remember he fell off the face of the planet. And then sometimes Tim Allen can bring him out of acting retirement for his shows. Because Tim Allen has like 800 sitcoms.

So yeah, I think about that. And then I also think about how around that same time, I was obsessed with Susie Q.

Kirbie Johnson (3:49)

Susie Q? Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Sara Tan (3:51)

Amy Jo Johnson, the Pink Power Ranger, did this movie called Susie Q. Yes. Where she like dies and becomes a ghost. And she comes back.

Kirbie Johnson (4:00)

Dark themes for Disney.

Sara Tan (4:01)

Totally dark. But then I was like, I'm a ghost. And one time I went to my friend's house, who was my neighbor, and I painted my face white and acted like I didn't notice.