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The Neighbors Don't Need to Know

The Family

You've got a life, and we've got experience. Let's hang out. Kelsy - the depressed plant lady. Lindsy - the nifty tangerine mama. Jordan - some guy who is a brother, uncle, and dad. Connor - the ultimate life-form. Anthony - the allgod, praise be his name. Craig - the Discord robot. And others.

Topics: Society & Culture

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curl -s -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
  https://spoken.md/podcasts/1533191627/episodes \
  | jq -r '.episodes[] | "\(.id) \(.title)"' \
  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
      curl -sf -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
        -o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
        https://spoken.md/transcripts/$id || rm -f "${id}-${slug}.md"
      sleep 0.34
    done

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