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You've got a life, and we've got experience. Let's hang out. Kelsy - the depressed plant lady. Lindsy - the nifty tangerine mama. Jordan - some guy who is a brother, uncle, and dad. Connor - the ultimate life-form. Anthony - the allgod, praise be his name. Craig - the Discord robot. And others.

Spoken has transcripts of 30 The Neighbors Don't Need to Know episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from April 27, 2021.

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April 27, 2021

Jordan (0:00)

Now recording.

Lindsy (0:44)

welcome to The Neighbors Don't Need to Know. They might not need to know, but you totally do. So let's meet the family members and find out this week's topic. I'm Lindsy, the mom, sister, our teachic, riddled with anxiety and self-doubt.

Jordan (0:59)

And I'm Jordan, your resident dad, brother, uncle, bodybuilder, not volleyball husband, podcast addict, drug and alcohol addict, but I don't do those things anymore. I just listen to the podcast.

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