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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown.

Spoken has transcripts of 290 The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 6, 2026.

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Kathy Griffin and Complimentary Happy Endings

October 6, 2026

Trixie Mattel (0:05)

Now, you need no introduction, but they did type something up, so I'm gonna say it.

Kathy Griffin (0:08)

Freed, I wanna hear the whole thing and sell it, really sell it.

Trixie Mattel (0:11)

Okay, today's very special co-host is a two-time Emmy Award winner, a New York Times best-selling author, your gay best friend's favorite comedian, the incomparable Kathy Griffin.

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