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Dan Savage, America's only advice columnist, answers your sex and relationship questions and yaps about politics. To record a question for Dan to be answered in a later podcast, record your question and send it to Q@Savage.Love, or call 206-302-2064.

Spoken has transcripts of 1,089 Savage Lovecast episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 6, 2026.

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Why Are My Feet So Sexy?

October 6, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

You're listening to the Savage Lovecast, Dan Savage's sex and relationship show for grownups. If you're under 18, get out of here, youngin.

Dan Savage (0:28)

Straight men would do everything gay men do if they could, but they can't because women won't. I have a receipt, a recent receipt, when porn star Bonnie Blue announced she wanted to fuck 1,000 straight men in a day. 1,000 straight men showed up, more. They lined up get out on. the street right there in front of God…

Content warning, I am thinking out loud here about Cornell, which is a dangerous thing to do. I am a man sitting in front of a microphone alone, running his mouth about Cornell.

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