LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids Podcast Transcripts

Funny Stories for Kids · 176 episodes with transcripts

LOL Storytime is the goofy-story-podcast for kids. These silly original stories are lighthearted and unapologetically weird. Discover what it might be like to be kid-pirate or find out what really happens when you catch a leprechaun.

Spoken has transcripts of 176 LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 5, 2026.

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Latest LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids transcripts

Hypnotize This! - A Funny Story for Kids

October 5, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:02)

Welcome back to LOL Storytime. Today I'll be telling you a story all about hypnosis. But first, you are getting sleepy, very sleepy. When I count to three, you will wake up and believe that you are a donkey. One, two, three.

Did it work? No? Well, probably for the best. Let's just get into the story.

SPEAKER_2 (1:27)

Clare, Whit, are you kids ready for school yet?

SPEAKER_1 (1:30)

I don't want you kids being late today. Maclairen and her brother Whitaker were not ready for school, not even close. Dad, you said you don't want us being late today, said Maclairen. So does that mean it's okay if we're late all the other days? I'm fantastic at being late, and Whit is still walking around in his…

Their father clarified that they weren't supposed to be late any of the days. But especially not today, because today there was something special happening at school.

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Hypnotize This! - A Funny Story for KidsOctober 5, 2026

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