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Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness Podcast Transcripts

Kim & Penn Holderness · 399 episodes with transcripts

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness is an evolution of The Holderness Family Podcast, which began in 2018. Laugh Lines is all about aging better together and being able to laugh about getting older.

Spoken has transcripts of 399 Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 20, 2026.

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399 episodes of Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness have transcripts. Fetch them all as speaker-labeled Markdown in one script — 1 credit each, and re-fetching one you already have is free:

archive.sh
curl -s -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
  https://spoken.md/podcasts/1378725018/episodes \
  | jq -r '.episodes[] | "\(.id) \(.title)"' \
  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
      curl -sf -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
        -o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
        https://spoken.md/transcripts/$id || rm -f "${id}-${slug}.md"
      sleep 0.34
    done

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Latest Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness transcripts

Awkward Phases & Wonder Years with Danica McKellar

October 20, 2026

Penn Holderness (0:00)

Who did you have a crush on when you were growing up?

Danica McKellar (0:02)

Michael J. Fox.

Penn Holderness (0:02)

That was quick.

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