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Haunted Cosmos Podcast Transcripts

Ben Garrett & Brian Sauvé · 109 episodes with transcripts

Investigating a world that isn't just stuff.

Spoken has transcripts of 109 Haunted Cosmos episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 7, 2026.

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archive.sh
curl -s -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
  https://spoken.md/podcasts/1676489540/episodes \
  | jq -r '.episodes[] | "\(.id) \(.title)"' \
  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
      curl -sf -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
        -o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
        https://spoken.md/transcripts/$id || rm -f "${id}-${slug}.md"
      sleep 0.34
    done

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Latest Haunted Cosmos transcripts

He Took Ayahuasca as a New Christian? - Graveyard Shift

October 7, 2026

Ben Garrett (0:00)

This episode is brought to you by Kaleo Legends.

SPEAKER_2 (0:03)

Anyone hearing this, do not do this.

Brian Sauvé (0:06)

Don't do it.

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