Watch Me Expose This Fake News Hack

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Yeah, buckle up is right. Get those seat belts on. Show content, seatbelt material coming today. Ladies and gentlemen, what a car wreck yesterday for the media all around. You know, when President Trump coined the term fake news, there were some folks on the fence, not MAGA people or conservatives who understood the news been fake for decades now, but there were some folks on the fence, I know because they were neighbors of mine, I would see them at family functions, who were like, oh, you know what? The media is just trying to do the right thing. The news isn't really fake. He's exaggerating. I'm telling you it's fake. They just make stuff up. Why? Because they hate President Trump. They just make it up.

They don't have sources that are legitimate. They've got a bunch of diaper wearing people with uncontrollable bowel issues who cannot control their emotions, whose families hate them, who have nothing going on in their lives other than defamation suits, feeding them garbage. And these people go and put it on the air, risking their entire reputations.

It's called fake news because it's fake. And the leading purveyor of fake news, when it comes to national security or public safety, by a country mile is Fusion Kandalian. This is a guy who, if there was every need for a cranial rectatotomy, for the head to be removed from the ass, it is Delaney. Who?

How long did it take you to put that together, Justin? I said to Justin this morning, Hey, Daddio, I go, can you put me together a Kandalian's greatest misses? You know, like people have greatest hits. He doesn't have any good hits. And it took him all of like 20 minutes to put it together. Justin was like, oh my gosh, the show begins in an hour. 20 minutes later, I come back in and go, are we going to get that on the air today? Like, yeah, I'm already done.

Oh, this is going to be, can we use a word like from the 70s? This is going to be a humdigger of a show today.

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