Tweedledum and Tweedle Stupider: A Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

SPEAKER_1 (0:15)

I'm speaking for me. I just think it took a turn over this. This is where it belongs, and then with a splash of Bronwyn. Because you guys were the ones there.

Kara Berry (0:45)

Welcome back to another episode here of Everyone's Business But Mine with me, Kara Berry. Today, of course, we're talking the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, but we're in San Francisco. Toot toot, beep beep, or whatever sound a trolley makes, maybe like a situation. We're here, and we're coming off of a pretty heavy night. Quai was in the corner in some street in San Francisco, being comforted by Lisa Barlow and Meredith, and Whitney's trying to get in and have a conversation with her. Whitney's being told by Quai, go away from me. Six feet, I don't know how you think you're going to operate with our friendship, but I'm not liking it, and my brother would not be happy with you right now. So the next morning, we're thinking about so many things. Bronwyn's on the phone talking to Muzzy. Muzzy's asking how were things last night. Bronwyn's like, I was really bummed. The women were just carrying on fighting. I'm trying to figure out why is Bronwyn so upset?

What happened last night that she should have an emotion about, and how was her evening ruined by Meredith and Lisa? And Quai, how that happened? I'm confused. Angie Kay goes on FaceTime with Mary to show her, look, Mary, I just bought my first bonnet. Maybe Carol from Roni needs to get one. Maybe we should have a black cast member so that Carol knows what a bonnet is. That way she doesn't have to worry about going back to Erica's Island and not having the silk pillowcase. Anyway, maybe it's for her skin, not her hair. But anyway, Angie's like, well, how are things with you? You're with Robert Senior. And Mary says, you know, grief comes with levels, layers, and it takes time. But are you guys having fun? Angie tells her, we were off to a great start. The beginning was fun. We were having shots. We were drinking beer. We got to one bar.

But then we go over to Quai's room. She's on the phone with her husband Steven and his nipples. And she's saying that toothbrush incident got brought up. And I know it was Whitney that brought it to the group. I wouldn't even be heard if it were like Meredith or Lisa who said it, but it was Whitney. And then I'm like, I got make-up slouched over here on my face and over there. I look like a leprechaun melted last night. Which she kind of did. The spray tan wasn't helping. It was giving, um, remember that like botched Willy Wonka experience that was supposed to be like interactive? And it ended up being like card tables from Costco and some person in orange face make-up. That is kind of what Quai was giving. No shade to you, girl. I mean, you, you said melted leprechaun and I just can't disagree. Heather's on the phone with her man Tripp about how Bronwyn was the disrespected one. She was disrespected at every turn last night. And you know what I would have said if they did that to me? Buy your own goddamn dinner. Whatever girl, after she hangs up with that man, Angie walks in and Heather tells her, oh Tripp just said you guys are kind of like meat grinders. But like, you know, it's really not that deep. And Angie is like, oh, he's so good for you. I love Tripp for you. You're in love. I can tell.

And then they ask Heather in a confessional, have you and Tripp said I love you to each other? She says, yeah, like a thousand times a day.

I think I'm in love when I'm not positive because I think love takes time. I don't think it's really like love until it's 50 years in. And you're like, yeah, that was love. But I feel like I could put in the 50 years.

Thumbs down on this. Why are you telling a man that you love him if you don't actually believe in the concept of love being a thing till 50 years in? What does that mean? Why are you saying it? Also, you've known this man for 10 years at this point. So I think certainly at 10 years, if you could not resist this man and he's circled the block all these all this time later, why? What? I don't, I don't know about all this. But Angie came to this room in magic pajamas with chirps aka Heather. Do we have the backstory on why they call each other chirps? If they do, I don't have it. But anyway, Angie says, Heather, when I met you, we were 15 And then I remember we saw each other at our reunion. I was married with no kids. Heather says, yeah, you had a Lamborghini and this huge business. And I was getting divorced. And how many years have you been married to Shawn now? Angie tells her 27 We've been together almost 30 And then Angie tells Heather, it's just crazy because now you have your business and your daughters and you're in love.