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From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news. This is The Daily Show with your host, Desi Lydic.
**Desi Lydic** (1:27)
Welcome to The Daily Show.
**Desi Lydic** (1:29)
We've got so much to talk about tonight. Trump reboots the Red Scare. Don Jr. searches his name on Twitter. And my very, very, very good friend Leslie Jones sounds off on white people bragging about having black friends. Let's get into the headlines.
**SPEAKER_2** (1:45)
Let's see the headlines.
**Desi Lydic** (1:51)
President Trump was down in Georgia yesterday, where he campaigned for Republican Mike Collins. And the GOP desperately needs Trump to give Collins a boost if they have any chance of keeping the Senate. So of course, Trump talked about himself.
**Donald Trump** (2:04)
When I inherited this thing on January 20th, I walk into office, I have a press conference first or second day, and they're screaming at me, what are you gonna do about high prices?
Right? What are you gonna do? I said, I just got here. What are we talking about? Tell me. Eggs, eggs have gone up four times. Four times. I said, I just got here. Give me a break.
**Desi Lydic** (2:29)
Give me a break. I didn't expect to jump into work right away. I just ran to stay out of prison.
What do you mean you just got here? You already had the job for four years. You probably still had old pens in the desk. The guy's acting like he was expecting an onboarding. This is Joe B. You're going to spend the day shadowing him. Look, I do get it. He just wanted to spend his first day settling in, putting his stuff down, pardoning January Sixers. But the Democrats were just throwing all these new words at him.
**Donald Trump** (3:02)
And they said, they used the word, first time I heard it, it was a word, you know, made up by the Democrats. Affordability.
They said, affordability.
**Desi Lydic** (3:12)
Affordability. Why is the word your best at saying the one you're worst at doing? And by the way, Democrats didn't invent the word affordability. Costco did.
Costco. If you're going to buy a container of mustard, shouldn't you be able to bathe in it?
By the way, after 10 years of Trump rallies, you can kind of tell that he's not moving crowds like he used to. The people there were yawning. They were bored, not even looking at him. This one kid was just on his phone half the time. Hey, kids, stop playing Roblox. The president is talking about affordability. Come on, Donald, you gotta win this crowd back. You were so great at nicknames. Why don't you just announce a new cool policy with a snappy nickname, like old times?
**Donald Trump** (4:05)
We'll pass the Great Healthcare Plan. It's called Our Great Healthcare Plan. That's the name of it.
**Desi Lydic** (4:13)
Wow, thanks for putting in all that thought. Such a lazy name. That's like making a daily show and calling it The Daily Show. But look, the president wasn't just there to lie about healthcare. He was there to warn us about a terrible danger.
**Donald Trump** (4:28)
The radical left is actively trying to destroy our children's future with the disaster known as communism.
**Desi Lydic** (4:38)
Oh, no! Quick!
**Desi Lydic** (4:40)
Hide the means of production! Don't tell me it's communism!
**Donald Trump** (4:44)
Communism is the single greatest threat to our country and its history, including even World War I and World War II, Pearl Harbor, 9-11. I think it's the greatest threat that I've ever seen to our country.
**Desi Lydic** (4:57)
That's right. That's right. Communism is the greatest threat to our country, even more than the looming threat of World War I. That is what the president believes, although I think someone else might disagree with him.
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