Trump Gets The Last Laugh

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How many times? How many times do we have to go through this? Not with you, my frustrations, not with you. My frustrations with the goons on the left, the media idiots, the do-mers, the grifters, the bums, the zeros, the life losers. How many times we have to go through this with Trump and the art of the freaking deal? Just read the freaking book, read the book.

Justin, do you read the book? Just read the book. The book is called what book? Trump's book. The book is called The Art of the Deal. That's the book.

How many times media people... I got a little pen. Some listener sent me this. It's a really nice pen. The wood is... He says it's from one of the old school nightsticks from the old police officers back in the day. Really nice pen. Take a pen. Doesn't have to be this one because it's mine. You can't have it. Take a pen and just take notes. How many times are you going to get burned by this? Of course, I'm talking about Greenland. Trump's crazy. He's a madman. This is an insane demand as if he doesn't do the same negotiating tactic. He ordered a freaking deal every freaking time.

Every time. Every time.

Justin, how long have you been working here? A long time? How many times we gone through this?

Too many. I'm trying to help you media people. Why? Because I'm a good soul. And I just need you to get off the Xanax and the Benzos. Every time Donald Trump says something in furtherance of a deal. I just, I can't have it.

Oh, I got that. I had a great weekend.

To my, I hope, my adopted mothers and fathers and brothers and sisters in the South. Man, do I love you guys and ladies down there. I grew up a Yankee in New York. I'm a Northerner. I can't fake the funk. That's an N. In case you get this on radio. That's an N.

I'm just saying, like I feel like I was a little bit ripped off, not growing up in the South. I'll show you some pics from this weekend coming up in a second. I got a lot of show for you today. Greenland, just read the book.

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Yes, it is Monday.

Where was I this weekend? No, it's not a Where's Waldo segment, and I don't like to burn a ton of time on my weekend updates. However, I had a damn good time this weekend because two teams I love, of course, Auburn, number one, and I love the Gators too. But they played this weekend in Jordan hair down there in Auburn. And I went down there because I love me some Auburn football. However, Gators showed up. The Gators, I think, are a better team. People give them credit for. There's me and the lovely Paula hanging there with the soon to be governor, current senator of state Alabama, and his proudest position, former Auburn coach. He's a senator. He prefers to be called coach. The great Tommy Tuberville got to hang out with him and his crew for a minute. It was awesome. If you haven't seen SEC football, folks, I'm sorry, the Son of Sports Show, you need to go down to an SEC. You want to love America even more if it's even possible, go to an SEC football game. I don't care if it's LSU, Texas. I don't care what it is, Oklahoma. I don't care. With Georgia, Alabama, Auburn, this was me, my kids and Paula on the sideline watching a flyover and with the National Anthem going on, the whole stadium saying, if you have not seen an SEC football game, whether you like football or not, I'm sorry, but you really haven't lived yet. You are missing out. It is a bucket list item for everyone. I love the South. You folks down there have treated me like an adopted son. We walked around that place for probably 12 hours. Tailgates, we didn't even have a tailgate. We just like randomly showed up at other people's as they would call us. So we couldn't walk like 10 feet. It was just amazing to just... It reminds you again, I put out on Twitter this weekend, that there is a real world folks and there's a Twitter bot army. They're not the same thing.