Thirty F#@king Years: Ronny and Jordan's Favorite Segments - Full Length

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**Jordan Klepper** (1:28)
Have you seen any dinosaurs?

**SPEAKER_3** (1:30)
What kind of question is that?

**SPEAKER_1** (1:33)
On August 14th, I think that our neighborhood has moved.

**Rob Cordry** (1:39)
We're in the past.

**Brian Unger** (1:41)
Summer Ends On Oak Street. Run!

**SPEAKER_1** (1:45)
From producer GJ.

**Gregory Watson** (1:46)
Abrams and Hathaway, Ewan McGregor.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:50)
We're gonna survive.

**Brian Unger** (1:52)
The End of Oak Street, directed by David Robert Mitchell.

**Gregory Watson** (1:55)
Rated PG-13.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:56)
May be inappropriate for children under 13

**Brian Unger** (1:58)
August 14th.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:59)
You're listening to Comedy Central.

**Brian Unger** (2:17)
Towns like Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, are ripe targets for Disney infestation, where the unfortunate are victimized by this growing scourge.
One of the unfortunates lives here, wracked by a lifetime of abuse, consumed by an insidious addiction. Do you admit to yourself that you're an addict?

**George Rieger** (2:37)
Oh, yeah.

**Brian Unger** (2:38)
You're addicted?

**George Rieger** (2:38)
Oh, yes, definitely.

**Brian Unger** (2:40)
George Rieger has been using Disney since he was a boy. Do you remember the first time you tripped?

**George Rieger** (2:49)
Disneyland. My grandparents, 13 years old.

**Brian Unger** (2:53)
In fact, George says he's copped Disney paraphernalia more than 13,000 times.

**George Rieger** (3:00)
If there's an item out there that's Disney, I have to have it. I'll get it one way or the other.

**Brian Unger** (3:04)
How much has it cost you?

**George Rieger** (3:07)
We figured out once I spent well over half a million dollars for Disney stuff.

**Brian Unger** (3:13)
Where do you get the money to support this habit?

**George Rieger** (3:18)
Well, I work for the post office, plus my magic.
I do a big illusion show. Basically, the same stuff you see David Copperfield do.

**Brian Unger** (3:27)
And George's body bears the scars of his expensive habit.

**George Rieger** (3:32)
Rides are above the knees. Villains are below the knees.
They're all group, basically. All Lion King, all Peter Pan, all Jungle Book. By next year, year 2000, I want to have at least a thousand tattoos.

**Brian Unger** (3:43)
There's nowhere you haven't done it. Right. You've done it in the bike?
What do you got back there?

**George Rieger** (3:49)
All the Pooh characters.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:50)
Pooh characters.

**Brian Unger** (3:51)
So you got Pooh back there?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:53)
Yes.

**Brian Unger** (3:53)
As with all addicts, it's the people who love them that suffer the most. Tell me about your first wife.

**George Rieger** (4:02)
Just we had her honeymoon at Disney, but after a while, I got tired of it.

**Brian Unger** (4:08)
Tell me about your second wife.

**George Rieger** (4:11)
Basically the same thing. Just got tired of going to Disney all the time.

**Brian Unger** (4:14)
Tell me about your third wife.

**George Rieger** (4:17)
Same thing over and over. She got tired of going to Disney.

**Brian Unger** (4:20)
Tell me about your fourth wife.

**George Rieger** (4:24)
Same thing, but now we got a kid involved in a couple more trips but she eventually got tired of it too.

**Brian Unger** (4:30)
Tell me about your fifth wife.

**George Rieger** (4:33)
Another kid involved, but she got tired of it totally.

**Brian Unger** (4:37)
Tell me about your sixth wife.

**George Rieger** (4:39)
That one's working out good.

**Brian Unger** (4:43)
George has finally found a wife who understands. Not surprising, she's a user too.