Shoplifter Put Hands on the Wrong Cop!

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
So the cops catch this woman shoplifting in the act.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:03)
Come with me.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:05)
Which one?

**SPEAKER_4** (0:06)
Come with me. Where's the other one you're with?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:09)
Who?

**SPEAKER_4** (0:09)
The other woman you're with.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:10)
My body's with me.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:11)
You're by yourself?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:12)
Yeah. Okay, come on.
Come on, come stand out here.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:19)
There's one more inside.
All right, sit here. What did you take? Did you put anything in your bag?

**SPEAKER_5** (0:24)
No, what are you, what is they talking about? That lady was watching her. I didn't put nothing in my bag. I've been sitting here waiting for Rose Sidesins because I lost my key in my car.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:31)
Okay, so if I look in your bag, there's nothing in there.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:33)
Nobody's touching my bag. Nobody's accusing me of nothing. That lady, you can ask her right there. She's been walking around, seeing, I didn't touch nothing, bro. Nobody's touching s***. Okay, well listen, listen, can nobody accuse me of touching anything?

**SPEAKER_4** (0:44)
Stop yelling.
There's only one side of the story, right? Okay, well go, well go ask one of them. All you have to do is say no.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:49)
Okay, that's no, nobody's checking my bag.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:51)
Okay, so can I have ID?

**SPEAKER_5** (0:52)
I'm aggravated. No, you're not getting my ID. I'm not answering no questions.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:55)
So you're not gonna, you're not gonna...

**SPEAKER_5** (0:56)
No, you're not touching my ID.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:57)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:58)
No, I'm aggravated. I'm waiting for my, to get the key out of my car. I'm just walking around to waste time until roadside is just to come and get my key out of my car.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:06)
Where's your car?

**SPEAKER_5** (1:07)
I'm not answering no questions. Why the f*** do you keep asking? No, I'm not answering nothing.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:10)
We could probably help you with the key thing. We have like our own, like people that can come out and f*** it.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:14)
Coming in here, walking around, like what the f***? I'm wasting time. That lady seen me right here. Literally, walking around.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:22)
Look, I said, I'm not... I only got one side. That's why I came out.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:25)
I already told you, I'm not answering no questions.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:27)
This is why I wanted you to come outside and have a conversation with me.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:29)
I just told you, I'm not answering no questions.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:30)
Alright, then don't.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:32)
Is this your friend or...?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:34)
Alright.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:34)
We're just trying to calm her down. She's pretty upset, so... Okay.
So, are you guys related, are you just friends, or...?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:44)
Do you know each other?

**SPEAKER_5** (1:46)
I told you, I came here by myself.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:48)
I'm not talking to you.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:49)
I'm not talking to you.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:51)
Do you know her?

**SPEAKER_2** (1:52)
Well, you just told me you did, inside, so you're lying. You have your ID on you?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:57)
No.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:57)
You don't have ID on you?

**SPEAKER_5** (1:59)
It's not showing no f***ing ID.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:00)
Well, that's gonna be an issue, if that's the case.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:03)
Why I ain't showing s***?

**SPEAKER_4** (2:05)
So, you can come back to headquarters, and I'll fingerprint you and find out who you are.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:08)
Okay.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:09)
I like how these people think they're in control.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:17)
So, we're investigating, they're alleging that there's a possible shoplifting. So, we have the right to detain you guys. You guys are detained right now, so you're not free to leave. You are absolutely detained, and we need to figure out what's going on. And if we need to ID you guys, we're going to ID you. And if you refuse to provide your information...

**SPEAKER_4** (2:34)
Hey, can you stay over here for me?

**SPEAKER_5** (2:36)
Girl, I'm not staying no f***ing where, bruh!

**SPEAKER_4** (2:37)
You are.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:38)
What the f*** you talking about, bruh?

**SPEAKER_4** (2:39)
You are. You are. You can get mad.
I'm gonna be respectful to you. You can get mad all you want. But listen, if you keep walking away, I'm gonna put you in cuffs in the car.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:48)
Matter of fact, bruh, I'm about to call my uncle Drewie at State Road.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:51)
Go ahead.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:51)
He's about to come here.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:52)
I don't know what the f*** you're talking about.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:54)
You got me f***ed up, bruh.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:55)
Go ahead.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:55)
I'm f***ing on with you.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:57)
So did you get a story from inside? Yeah, they have a bunch of stuff in their bag. Okay.