**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:02)
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**SPEAKER_1** (0:07)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:09)
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**SPEAKER_3** (0:16)
So, order more pizza.
**SPEAKER_2** (0:18)
The math demands it.
**SPEAKER_1** (0:19)
Get the Venmo debit card.
**SPEAKER_2** (0:21)
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**SPEAKER_4** (0:30)
So good, so good, so good.
**SPEAKER_5** (0:33)
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**The Hodgetwins** (0:57)
Well, well, well, look what we have here. Imagine taking that home to mama. But anyway, this woman goes into a salon, gets her hair done, and just walks out without paying. It thinks it's okay. Yeah, watch this.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:10)
Now, you're going out with a suspect in front of one.
**SPEAKER_7** (1:15)
Stop, stop.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:17)
Yeah.
**SPEAKER_7** (1:18)
Hold on, you're not free to leave.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:20)
What's going on?
**SPEAKER_7** (1:20)
Did you just go to the salon?
**Chardonnay** (1:23)
What are you talking about? I asked her on a suspect that I'm going back to Jamaica today. She said, okay, she could do it like that, and then that was it. She never told me anything about paying or anything else.
**SPEAKER_7** (1:32)
What's your name? Let's go with that.
Put the food down.
**Chardonnay** (1:36)
I'm hungry.
**SPEAKER_7** (1:37)
Put it down there.
**Chardonnay** (1:38)
You can't arrest me.
**The Hodgetwins** (1:41)
You got two lazy eyes.
That is two lazy eyes, and all she got is a brain stem. That frontal lobe is not firing correctly. I only think she has a frontal lobe.
**SPEAKER_7** (1:52)
I'm not free to leave.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:53)
This is entertainment.
**SPEAKER_7** (1:54)
It's an investigation, okay?
**SPEAKER_1** (1:55)
So I need to figure out what happened.
**Chardonnay** (1:57)
I just told you what happened. She didn't tell me to pay for anything. I asked her. I told her I was giving it today to go to Jamaica.
**SPEAKER_7** (2:03)
Okay.
**Chardonnay** (2:04)
And I told her that's what I was doing. And she said, okay, I could come and do it, but she never said anything about paying.
**SPEAKER_7** (2:08)
Come and do what? What did you get done?
**Chardonnay** (2:10)
My braids. That was it.
**SPEAKER_7** (2:11)
Oh, she used your braids?
**Chardonnay** (2:12)
Yes.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:12)
How long did that take?
**Chardonnay** (2:14)
It didn't take that long.
**SPEAKER_7** (2:16)
And so then you left?
**Chardonnay** (2:18)
Yeah.
**SPEAKER_7** (2:20)
Did she tell you that you needed to pay?
**Chardonnay** (2:21)
She never said it at first. No, when you tell somebody you have to pay, you have to tell them it's up front. You never told me that up front.
**SPEAKER_7** (2:27)
No, but you wouldn't expect that you go to a business?
**Chardonnay** (2:29)
You never, she never told me that up front because I said, by chance, can you do it for me real quick, please? Got it.
**SPEAKER_7** (2:35)
Okay.
**The Hodgetwins** (2:36)
Who assumes that they're going to do something for free when they open up this establishment to do hair? They're just going to do it for you for free? Who assumes that? A person with no frontal lobe.
**Chardonnay** (2:47)
That okay? And that was it?
And I'm pregnant, and I'm trying to eat my food here. Not any copy.
**SPEAKER_7** (2:59)
I had things a little bit. 98 to 12, just 56
**Chardonnay** (3:01)
Me?
**The Hodgetwins** (3:02)
Somebody impregnated that? Yeah, that person needs to go to jail too...
**SPEAKER_7** (3:06)
.in front of 117 to retain her in line...
**Chardonnay** (3:10)
I'm trying to eat my food.
**SPEAKER_7** (3:15)
All right, just relax.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:20)
You have any weapons on you?
**SPEAKER_7** (3:21)
What's your name?
**Chardonnay** (3:22)
Chardonnay.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:23)
Chardonnay what? Chardonnay what?
**The Hodgetwins** (3:29)
Someone named that woman Chardonnay? Chardonnay.
**Chardonnay** (3:37)
I'm Johnny, he's here.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:38)
I know, Chardonnay what though? What is it?
**Chardonnay** (3:42)
Are you gonna arrest me?
**SPEAKER_1** (3:43)
No, no, no, I'm just putting gloves on. It's cold out here. Chardonnay.
**Chardonnay** (3:46)
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