Man Picks a Fight with the Wrong Off-Duty Cop… Huge Mistake artwork

Man Picks a Fight with the Wrong Off-Duty Cop… Huge Mistake

Hodgetwins

July 8, 2026

Man Picks a Fight with the Wrong Off-Duty Cop… Big Mistake
Speakers: Keith Hodge, Kevin Hodge
**Keith Hodge** (0:00)
And we're live on match day as Doug reaches for a buffalo wing.

**Kevin Hodge** (0:04)
He's got it!

**Keith Hodge** (0:05)
Oh, and he's gone for a can of Pepsi too!

**Kevin Hodge** (0:07)
What a finish!

**Keith Hodge** (0:09)
There's no doubt about it, it just tastes better. Match days deserve Pepsi.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:15)
On July 16th, The Hawk lands on Netflix.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:18)
From the mind of Will Ferrell, Oh, mama, I'm back!

**SPEAKER_5** (0:22)
comes a new original series.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:24)
Get ready, get ready.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:26)
That's it, did I stutter?

**SPEAKER_5** (0:27)
With an iconic pro golfer, Lonnie?

**Kevin Hodge** (0:30)
Lonnie Hawkeye!

**SPEAKER_3** (0:31)
takes one last swing of greatness.

**Keith Hodge** (0:33)
You were a big shot golfer.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:34)
I still am a big shot golfer.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:36)
No one, Dad, I'm the Hawk now, will stand in his way.

**Keith Hodge** (0:41)
That's how it's done.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:42)
The Hawk, only on Netflix July 16th.

**Kevin Hodge** (0:45)
So this is an international flight, and this brown guy decides to go up on the white pilot and a white passenger. Doesn't end well for him. Check this out.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:52)
You see how most of the people are white here? I'm trying to get to my home country, and you all people made it harder for me to get to my home country. I don't like drama, don't I?
And I don't have to get off. See how it is? See how it works?
You see how it works? I know how it works. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's how it works. That's how it works. You show me this much hate against one individual human, I will universally, karmically mess you up. So show me the badge if you want me out. No, you have to show me the name. Well, you're lying to me. So I can see it right back there.

**Kevin Hodge** (1:28)
Why do these immigrants think they're in control?

**SPEAKER_8** (1:31)
Do you have a bag you want to grab or anything before you get off?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:35)
Don't attack me with two individuals against one.
Oh, you didn't piss the white people off now, cause you ain't gonna last my clunker. Get to my home country, and you old people made it harder for me to get to my home country. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

**Kevin Hodge** (2:10)
You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

**SPEAKER_4** (2:14)
You know what I mean? You got it, cuz?

**SPEAKER_8** (2:53)
Do you got it?

**SPEAKER_4** (2:55)
Now, put your hands down, and don't touch anybody.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:59)
Put your hands down, and don't touch anybody.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:03)
So am I, so am I.

**Kevin Hodge** (3:04)
Why would you pick a fight with a guy that looks like an MMA fighter?

**SPEAKER_6** (3:48)
Police are here, so just comply on a work out, alright my man?

**Kevin Hodge** (3:54)
You'll definitely be illegal since, legal, legal that.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:56)
Alright, alright, alright, stand up.

**Kevin Hodge** (3:58)
Dude's talking about white people, he's got on Calvin Klein underwear.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:01)
Roll over, are you going to help me? Roll over, pat your knees, get up. Let's go. Make way, make way.
For an innocent or innocent civilian. I'll remember this.

**SPEAKER_8** (4:11)
Hi. We can't step off, do you want to step off? No, no, it doesn't matter. So what exactly happened? So we were standing here boarding, we started to hear a yelling on the job raise, we can't step off once we have our fasteners on.
So before we came, I was screaming like this, First word, you know, get some ladies, blah, blah, blah, comes on, angry, gets a stroke.

**SPEAKER_7** (4:29)
No, no, who's this person?

**SPEAKER_4** (4:32)
Go, go, go.

**Kevin Hodge** (4:35)
Go, get out of the way.

**SPEAKER_7** (4:36)
Get out of the way.

**Kevin Hodge** (4:37)
Move. Hold on, put your shoe on, we need to get to the wall. Spread your feet.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:40)
I want my public defender right now. I want my public defender right now.

**SPEAKER_7** (4:49)
And here, it's always a problem. They treat me differently, they look at me, people's skin like you, your skin. And then once they get them in your skin, they just point it to the path of it. He goes, you're always, it's always you that look at me funny, This and that, and they turn to the corner and they tell me it's my father.

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