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Huge Gym Bully Runs Into the Wrong Cops

Hodgetwins

July 4, 2026

Huge Gym Bully Runs Into the Wrong Cops
Speakers: The Hodgetwins
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**The Hodgetwins** (1:00)
So this gym bully runs into the wrong cops. Check this out.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:18)
How you doing, sir?

**SPEAKER_5** (1:19)
Damn, the police in here? Oh, sir, Hernandez. I remember you, folks.
What's her name?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:29)
Huh? What's her name?

**SPEAKER_5** (1:30)
Who, my name?
Yeah. I'm a big as hell, why would I fight with anybody? It ain't me, folks, it ain't me. I don't got no guns, I don't got no, you know what I'm saying?

**SPEAKER_4** (2:06)
All right, well, they said it's a black male with a white shirt and a big speaker.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:10)
So right now, that's what I'm doing.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:12)
A tin top, a white shirt.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:14)
You got a big speaker too. Yeah, a big speaker.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:15)
Everybody got a big speaker, folks.

**The Hodgetwins** (2:17)
I would say you fit the description. Yeah, who goes men's stock room and just plays your own music on your own speaker? A hot function retard.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:27)
Can I put some other one on?

**The Hodgetwins** (2:29)
You have a new word on it.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:30)
I'm gonna say, can I put some box on? Damn, you got a female now?
Come on, bro, you can't do that, gang.

**The Hodgetwins** (2:43)
What's your name, man?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:44)
Hey, man, I'm not gonna lie, man.

**The Hodgetwins** (2:45)
If that was me, man, I'd probably get an erection.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:49)
We got a female in here.

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**The Hodgetwins** (4:43)
So, he gives you your pants. Yeah, so you can put your pants on. But now you got a problem.

**SPEAKER_5** (4:48)
What I'm saying is that I didn't ask you to touch my things.

**SPEAKER_6** (4:50)
That's fine.

**SPEAKER_5** (4:53)
Hey, look, why you can't do nothing with me?

**SPEAKER_6** (4:55)
All right, can we have this security come in here so we can get him out of here?

**SPEAKER_5** (4:58)
Look, why you can't do nothing with me?

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