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You know, I wouldn't say I live in like a sleepy small town. It would be kind of dramatic, you know.
I hate that stuff when people like over dramatize their live stories and they become like, they have this like, you're going to see this theme throughout the show today. They develop this fake main character energy, you know, where they feel like they're writing a comic book about themselves and they're the hero, yet they're writing it. Everything they write is total BS. You know that? You ever, you see this phenomenon?
However, I live in like kind of a mid to small size town. Everybody in America loves it. I, you know, some, I wish the liberals would stop moving here personally, but whenever it's top small towns in America, we're always there. And the people voting it down, correct, Justin, people who live here, they're like, don't come here. Crime is out of control. Right. There's like, there's a radiation leak in the center of town. You're all going to die. People just make stuff up because they don't want anyone coming here. The only reason I bring it up is the town's been taken over because famous golfer, you all know, Tiger Woods, who doesn't know Tiger Woods? He's like the, you know, the equivalent of Michael Jordan, the name ID in sports. He was in the courthouse, not very far from where we are. And like the whole town's been taken over by the Tiger Woods. They are just, it's a DUI case. I'm sorry. It's like, I don't, you know, whatever happens, he pleads or not, pleads or not, like whatever, man. The whole town's been like taken over. I bring that up because people do this all the time. I was going to say they do do this, but you never want to put two dos back to back for obvious reasons. People do this all the time. And I'm not talking about the amazing participants in the live chat and the Bongino Army folks. I was out of my daughter's volleyball game last night. Young lady comes up to me, coach for the other team. It's like, oh my gosh, my mom loves you. And I was like, I love your mom. I've never met her, but I'm sure she's great. I'm like, you want me to do a video for her on the phone? Like, I love you guys. You guys are the best. This is the best audience around. You've been so loyal to me. I love you. But there are people on the outside who have meaningless lives.
Folks, they do.
They have meaningless lives. Maybe they don't have kids. Maybe they have kids and don't like them. Maybe they were in a relationship they hate. They just have meaningless lives. You've seen this phenomenon. So they start to write their own comic book. They have to write their reason. I'm going to talk about this in a minute in relationship to the Clancy trial, in relationship to a couple of videos I'm going to show you of people just inventing causes that don't exist. Because I'm telling you the real world is not what you see on X. It's not. I see it. I see both sides. I have 7.4 million followers there. Nobody sees it. We're one of the most followed accounts in the world.
I can sniff an astroturf bot army a thousand miles away.
It's just a matter of math. You see it. I'll show you what I mean with this fake main character energy thing coming up. I want to talk about it in relation to this Clancy Trial. I've never seen a case of this as bad as this in my life. The facts are not in dispute at all about what happened.
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