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Felon Steals Police Car… Then Calls Girlfriend for Help

Hodgetwins

August 7, 2026

Felon Steals Police Car… Then Calls Girlfriend for Help
Speakers: Keith Hodge, Kevin Hodge

Topics: Daily News, News

**Keith Hodge** (0:00)
Hey, I just Venmo'd you for rent.

**Kevin Hodge** (0:02)
Nice, now I can instantly spend it whether I'm checking out online with Venmo or using the Venmo debit card.

**Keith Hodge** (0:07)
Say more.

**Kevin Hodge** (0:09)
More exactly, because the more you do with Venmo, the more you get, like earning up to 5% cash back with Venmo Stash on a bundle of brands.

**Keith Hodge** (0:16)
So, order more pizza.

**Kevin Hodge** (0:18)
The math demands it.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:19)
Get the Venmo debit card.

**Kevin Hodge** (0:21)
Venmo Stash bundle terms and exclusions apply. See terms at venmo.me slash stash terms. Venmo checkout not available at all merchants. Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank NA.

**Keith Hodge** (0:31)
One day, you'll tell the story of the summer that changed everything. A different city, new perspective, maybe even a different you. Odds are, it'll start with that flight you decided to take. This summer, Delta Airlines is flying its largest European network ever, with nearly 30 destinations, including Nice and Sardinia.
Your next chapter could start with one flight. Book your own European journey with Delta at delta.com.

**Kevin Hodge** (1:00)
So this felon decides to steal a police car. Did he call his girlfriend for advice?
Check this out.

**Keith Hodge** (1:20)
Hey, hey, sir.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:21)
I didn't put in my I didn't steal that. Okay. Did I run, because I know it was stolen?

**SPEAKER_3** (1:29)
Yes.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:30)
Can I smoke one cigarette, before we go in, please? Nope. Look, man, I'm not trying to be an asshole. I didn't see you guys behind me for a long time.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:36)
The owner of this bike is tracking it Okay. So, how come we didn't get it from dude earlier this morning?

**Kevin Hodge** (1:40)
I know who had that bike earlier.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:41)
Who's that?

**Keith Hodge** (1:42)
I can't, I'm gonna go ride. I can't bear with you talking.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:44)
I plead I'll drink a water.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:45)
I don't want any water, man.

**Kevin Hodge** (1:46)
I can't talk. I'm not trying to be d***, I promise you.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:49)
Well, you just told me you wanted me to get bit by that dog. Because I was upset at the time. Please let me smoke a cigarette, man, please. Cigarettes are gonna dry your mouth out even more, man. I don't care.

**Kevin Hodge** (1:57)
I'm going to prison, please.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:59)
Please, man.

**Keith Hodge** (2:00)
If you're cool with me, I might let you smoke one when you go to jail.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:15)
How much do you have in the bag?

**Keith Hodge** (2:16)
Like a quartagram of ice and two Xanaxes.

**Kevin Hodge** (2:21)
This dude is literally trying to get out of his cuffs right in front of the cop. Why he's in the front seat, I have no idea.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:31)
How much do you have in the bag?

**Keith Hodge** (2:32)
Like a quartagram of ice and two Xanaxes. Hey, I just Venmo'd you for rent.

**Kevin Hodge** (2:38)
Nice. Now I can instantly spend it whether I'm checking out online with Venmo or using the Venmo debit card.

**Keith Hodge** (2:43)
Say more.

**Kevin Hodge** (2:45)
More, exactly. Because the more you do with Venmo, the more you get, like earning up to 5% cash back with Venmo stash on a bundle of brands.

**Keith Hodge** (2:52)
So, order more pizza.

**Kevin Hodge** (2:54)
The math demands it.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:55)
Get the Venmo debit card.

**Kevin Hodge** (2:57)
Venmo stash bundle terms and exclusions apply. See terms at venmo.me slash stash terms. Venmo checkout not available at all merchants. Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank NA.

**Keith Hodge** (3:07)
One day, you'll tell the story of the summer that changed everything. A different city, new perspective, maybe even a different you. Odds are, it'll start with that flight you decided to take. This summer, Delta Airlines is flying its largest European network ever, with nearly 30 destinations, including Nice and Sardinia. Your next chapter could start with one flight. Book your own European journey with Delta at delta.com.
Thank you.
Here, where are you at?

**Kevin Hodge** (5:26)
You're in this?

**Keith Hodge** (5:30)
He was handcuffed.

**SPEAKER_3** (5:36)
Maybe the cops are on my ass. What do I do?

**Kevin Hodge** (5:39)
Maybe.

**SPEAKER_3** (5:51)
Let's go.

**Kevin Hodge** (6:22)
Everybody swim down, okay? Baby, look for me, please, please.

**SPEAKER_3** (6:26)
I'm heading towards Greenville right now, okay?

**Kevin Hodge** (6:41)
Hey, hey, you know where your village is at?

**SPEAKER_3** (6:44)
I'm going to try to hide somewhere around there, okay?

**Keith Hodge** (10:17)
Does not all the vehicles have these?

**SPEAKER_5** (10:20)

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