**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
And we're live from the living room, as Doug eyes up the matchday spread. He's reaching for the buffalo wing. Perfect! Hang on, what's this? Oh, he's gone for a can of Pepsi too! Incredible!
What a finish!
Sensational combination! Look at the delight on his face! There's no doubt about it, it just tastes better! Matchdays deserve Pepsi. Food deserves Pepsi. Grab a pack of Pepsi Zero Sugar for today's match. It's poetry in motion!
**SPEAKER_2** (0:30)
Introducing Meta Glasses.
**SPEAKER_3** (0:33)
You have questions, they've got answers.
**SPEAKER_4** (0:36)
Hey Meta, what's the capital of Peru?
**SPEAKER_1** (0:38)
Lima.
**SPEAKER_3** (0:39)
How do you say, where's the restroom in Spanish? Dónde está el baño?
**SPEAKER_5** (0:44)
Hey Meta, is a hot dog a sandwich?
**SPEAKER_3** (0:47)
Technically no.
**SPEAKER_6** (0:49)
Spiritually, yes.
**SPEAKER_5** (0:50)
Hey Meta, what should I do with my life?
**SPEAKER_1** (0:53)
That's one of life's biggest questions.
**SPEAKER_6** (0:55)
What do you think?
**SPEAKER_7** (0:57)
Ask anything with the new Meta Glasses.
**The Hodgetwins** (1:00)
The cops ripped this girl out of the car. Her boyfriend comes to her defense and ends up getting beat down in front of her and his mama.
Check this out.
**SPEAKER_9** (1:12)
Do you have your license with you?
**SPEAKER_3** (1:13)
I do have my license.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:17)
Here's what we pulled you over is, when you guys turned out, you made an improper right.
**SPEAKER_9** (1:21)
Improper right?
**SPEAKER_6** (1:22)
Yep.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:24)
An improper right is when you basically make a right hand turn.
**The Hodgetwins** (1:28)
I know exactly what you're saying.
**SPEAKER_6** (1:31)
You have a medical marijuana card?
**SPEAKER_1** (1:33)
I don't have a medical marijuana card.
**SPEAKER_6** (1:35)
No, I wasn't driving earlier, also.
**The Hodgetwins** (1:37)
I was maybe sitting, but I wasn't driving.
**SPEAKER_6** (1:39)
Well, she was sitting. Why were you watching me just now?
**The Hodgetwins** (1:41)
He actually asked the police officer, why are you watching us?
That's what they literally do for a living. Watch people.
**SPEAKER_9** (1:49)
Yeah, I was just sitting there.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:52)
Do you have an ID on you?
**SPEAKER_6** (1:53)
No, I'm just a passenger.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:54)
Okay, well, step out because we both smell marijuana, so step out. Step out.
**SPEAKER_6** (2:02)
Step out of the car.
**The Hodgetwins** (2:05)
Step out of the car, I'm going to pull you out.
**SPEAKER_6** (2:07)
Yeah, the cops just only smell meat, and they're trying to pull me out.
**SPEAKER_4** (2:11)
Okay, come on.
**The Hodgetwins** (2:14)
Dude, get off the phone.
**SPEAKER_9** (2:22)
Ma'am, step out of the car, I do have the right.
**SPEAKER_4** (2:24)
Come over here.
**SPEAKER_6** (2:26)
White bus, 7-Eleven.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:27)
Ma'am, step out of the car. Don't touch me.
**The Hodgetwins** (2:31)
Ma'am, I'm about to grab you.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:32)
Don't you dare touch me.
**SPEAKER_9** (2:34)
Don't you dare touch me.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:38)
Hey, hey.
Stop. Stop.
**SPEAKER_6** (2:55)
Yeah, they just did this literally because he came.
**SPEAKER_4** (2:58)
All we did was come up to him.
**SPEAKER_6** (2:59)
Stay back in the neighborhood, and they just slammed her on the ground. What's your badge number? Hey, get back. What's your badge number? Get back.
**SPEAKER_4** (3:05)
You want to go to jail too?
**SPEAKER_6** (3:06)
Get on the sidewalk.
**SPEAKER_4** (3:08)
Just stand here.
**SPEAKER_6** (3:10)
Can you just put this hand on the ground?
**The Hodgetwins** (3:12)
Get up.
**SPEAKER_4** (3:22)
Hey, don't walk up that car.
**The Hodgetwins** (3:23)
This dude is trying to get shot. He's trying to get shot. These people love to get shot at.
**SPEAKER_6** (3:29)
Hey. Okay.
**SPEAKER_4** (3:31)
Can you come over here for me, man?
**The Hodgetwins** (3:34)
This retard is still on the phone.
**SPEAKER_6** (3:37)
I had no reason to touch you.
**The Hodgetwins** (3:39)
I'm putting my hands on you. He said, if you put your hands on me, I'm gonna put my hands on you. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea to a high functioning retard.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:48)
Don't, do not put your hands on me.
**SPEAKER_6** (3:49)
I had no reason to touch you.
**The Hodgetwins** (3:50)
I'm putting my hands on you.
**SPEAKER_4** (3:51)
I had no reason to stop walking away then.
**SPEAKER_6** (3:55)
Walk over there.
**SPEAKER_4** (3:56)
No, I'm not walking over there.
**SPEAKER_6** (3:57)
I'm staying on the sidewalk like you just told me.
**SPEAKER_4** (3:59)
You said go on the sidewalk.
**SPEAKER_6** (4:01)
I'm on the sidewalk.
**The Hodgetwins** (4:02)
His prefrontal cortex is overheating.
**SPEAKER_6** (4:04)
Why are you telling me to do different stuff, you dumbass?
**SPEAKER_4** (4:06)
You're a rookie.
**SPEAKER_6** (4:07)
You said come on the sidewalk. I'm on the sidewalk.
**SPEAKER_4** (4:10)
I'm not going nowhere. I'm not going nowhere.
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