Calling Out The BS

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All America, all the time. Sit down, buckle up, and get ready for The Dan Bongino Show.

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So I was coming into the office this morning, and right outside the office, I saw one of these massive, what they call in Florida, Palmetto Bugs, which is hilarious, because it's like a cool name for basically, right, Justin, what would be like a big roach. And they call them Palmetto's. Palmetto Bugs, now I've been in Florida 10 years, it's not like yesterday, I've seen a lot of these, but these suckers never die. Anyone in Florida or even anywhere down south, we're certainly not the only ones, the roaches down here, and they're not those New York City, what are they, the German cockroaches or whatever, they're just, you know, Florida is like the bug capital of the world. It's a good reason for liberals not to come down here. Liberals are probably afraid of bugs because they're not outdoorsy. I've got something coming up on that for a second too. I was a city kid, I'm having to learn outdoorsy. However, it's a good reason not to come to Florida. The Palmetto's, and they can fly too. Those suckers will attack you sometimes. They don't typically, but they will. I was talking to one of the guys that's working here this morning, and I'm like, dude, you got to hit these things with a freaking baseball bat for them to die. He's like, that thing's still alive. I'm like, unbelievably it is.

Speaking of outdoorsy, I got a pretty cool weekend update for you. Let me just preface this by saying this.

I get it for the first time. You get what? For those of you out there who fish, I'm going to tell you, let me finish the statement before you slay me in my own chat, by the way. I didn't get it. I only fished once when I was a kid off a bridge going to Rockaway with my friend Andy's father for a little bit. I didn't really catch anything. And I was young. I don't know. I was like 10 years old. And I really know what I was doing. We were city kids. We were city kids. I barely learned to swim when I was in my teens. There was no water around for us to go swimming outside of the beach. And most of the time, we couldn't get out there anyway. The fishing thing, I totally get it now. I had like a mini awakening this weekend. For those of you who fish, I totally get it now.

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