Brazen Squatters Run into the Wrong Cop artwork

Brazen Squatters Run into the Wrong Cop

Hodgetwins

June 20, 2026

Brazen Squatters Run into the Wrong Cop
Speakers: The Hodgetwins
**The Hodgetwins** (0:00)
Squatters are the most pathetic people on this planet. Cop shows up, takes good care of them.
Check this out.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:09)
What people? Do you live here?
Okay.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:16)
I had to listen, I had to, because Sunday, I had to change the locks.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:21)
You changed the locks? We were going to. Okay. Who are these people that are in there? To the side door, and I could hear people talking.
Who's supposed to be in there?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:29)
Nobody, you're supposed to be empty. Stay here.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:39)
Do you know their names? Do you know their names?
Hello, Sumpter County Sheriff, come on out.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:55)
Where's your other dog at? Step around here with you guys.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:57)
Mom, you want me to step out?

**SPEAKER_3** (1:00)
Yeah, come on here.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:02)
Mom, please.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:03)
Step right over here, step right over here.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:05)
And that baby girl. Do you have an ID on you?

**SPEAKER_3** (1:08)
Nobody else inside?
Nobody else inside? My daughter. This, her right here? All right, come on out.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:15)
The baby girl.

**The Hodgetwins** (1:17)
No daddy.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:21)
What's your name?

**The Hodgetwins** (1:22)
My name is Lisa.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:24)
Lisa? Okay, Lisa. You want me to call you Lisa? Miss Pearson, which one?

**SPEAKER_3** (1:28)
Yes, that's fine.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:29)
Okay. All right, Miss Pearson.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:32)
Let me confirm. You got the runaway group?

**SPEAKER_2** (1:35)
Yeah, I'm going through right now.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:40)
I'm going to go confirm with the agency with who she has.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:45)
Okay. Yeah, let me do that.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:48)
This is in different handwritings. Business on here doesn't exist.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:52)
Five-star realty.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:54)
Location of this office.
Well, we met in here. So what's your name? Let's start with that.

**The Hodgetwins** (2:00)
Lisa. Okay.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:01)
What's your address here?

**The Hodgetwins** (2:02)
I don't know. Yeah.
Yep.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:06)
So they came up here.
Lisa what? Here's the T-I-E-R-S-M-N.

**The Hodgetwins** (2:17)
Yes.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:18)
I don't see a Lisa. Hello, Felicia.

**The Hodgetwins** (2:25)
Hello, Felicia.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:27)
So your real name is Felicia?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:28)
Hello.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:29)
What did she give you? She gave me Lisa.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:32)
Um, I don't know. What's your idea?

**The Hodgetwins** (2:34)
They said that, um...

**SPEAKER_3** (2:35)
What's your idea?

**The Hodgetwins** (2:38)
My ID?

**SPEAKER_3** (2:39)
Yeah.

**The Hodgetwins** (2:42)
Um, listen to me.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:43)
Where is your ID? You want to talk to the landlord? I know I'm talking to you. I don't know who that is on that other line.

**The Hodgetwins** (2:47)
It might be in my truck.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:49)
Where's your truck? In the garage. Okay. I have no idea who you're talking to. Who are you? Who are you talking to? Let's, let's start with that.
Ma'am, who are you talking to? Who are you talking to? You just told me it was the...

**The Hodgetwins** (3:07)
You're gonna be the black Toyota utility?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:08)
You just told me it was the...

**SPEAKER_2** (3:09)
That's 10-4.

**The Hodgetwins** (3:11)
Get ready to cuff. It's gonna be a Trisha McIntyre.
My mom.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:15)
26

**The Hodgetwins** (3:16)
Thank you. What's your number?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:19)
I'm sorry?

**The Hodgetwins** (3:20)
You want to hit your number?

**SPEAKER_3** (3:21)
I don't know who that is. Go ahead. Who is that? Hello?
Who is that?

**The Hodgetwins** (3:26)
This is my husband.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:27)
Okay, well, you told me it was the rental person. Because he knows the fact.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:30)
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not lying. Y'all are, y'all are making me very nervous.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:36)
Yes, y'all are.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:37)
Y'all covering over me and stuff like that.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:39)
No, it's hovering over you, ma'am. Sir, this is scary. Okay, well, you can be scared all you want.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:43)
I'm so scared. I don't know.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:46)
Go ahead, because you don't have no right to be here. And I don't know who the hell you are.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:50)
I'm Felicia Ann Pearson.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:52)
Okay, well, that's not the name that you gave my deputy, and that's not the name that you gave me initially. And now you can tell me that you're on the phone with the rental person, and then he saves your husband.

**The Hodgetwins** (4:01)
But sir, we just moved in like two months ago.

**SPEAKER_3** (4:04)
We paid our money, they gave us the key and everything. I don't understand, like, you can try to keep... How old are these young ladies? How old are you? 27? Does anybody have any hard ideas on this?
Anybody have a job?

8 more minutes of transcript below

Feed this to your agent

Try it now — copy, paste, done:

curl -H "x-api-key: pt_demo" \
  https://spoken.md/transcripts/1000651996090

Works with Claude, ChatGPT, Cursor, and any agent that makes HTTP calls.

From $0.10 per transcript. No subscription. Credits never expire.

Using your own key:

curl -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
  https://spoken.md/transcripts/1000773515969