Bored and Banging!

**Natalie Qayed** (0:01)
That's Nat. That's Mina.

**Meena Qayed** (0:03)
We're sisters, business owners, entrepreneurs, and self-proclaimed comedians.

**Natalie Qayed** (0:06)
We think we're hilarious and thought you would too.

**Natalie Qayed** (0:09)
We talk to each other, to you, and sometimes ask friends to join.

**Natalie Qayed** (0:12)
This is Don't Call Me Shut Up.
Isn't that intro so good? Andrew Stanton with the intro. Okay, y'all, so we have a very special show this afternoon, this evening, tonight. It is season five, episode one. And we have a very special guest with us, Mr. Joshua Case.

**Joshua Case** (0:33)
Hello, hello.

**Natalie Qayed** (0:35)
Okay, so let's talk about who Josh is, y'all. So Josh is our number one fan. First of all, huge friend of the pod.

**Joshua Case** (0:41)
Every episode.

**Natalie Qayed** (0:42)
Every episode this man has seen. He's also one of Andrew and my very best friends, longtime friends with Mene, VIP human being on this earth.
And he is in town in Nashville, visiting us for a couple of weeks and we were like, Joshua, do you want to be on the pod? And what did you say?

**Joshua Case** (0:59)
I said, my dream.

**Andrew** (1:01)
It's my dream.

**Natalie Qayed** (1:04)
He like jumped up and down. I was like, shit, he really wants to, if I would have known you were going to move this way, if I really knew you were going to react that way, I probably would have waited till Mene was over before I was like, y'all, I actually was hell of casual. I was like, oh, Josh, by the way, while you're here, you want to be on the pod? And he like freaked out. I was like, damn it, I wish Mene would have been here to see that shit.

**Joshua Case** (1:24)
I wish you guys would have emailed me like a month ago, so I could have prepared.

**Natalie Qayed** (1:27)
No, this is better.

**Joshua Case** (1:28)
I would have prepared.

**Natalie Qayed** (1:29)
We're catching you on that. So here's what's been really funny is he's been with us for the last few days, and every time he goes to tell me something, I'm like, wait, wait, wait, should you tell me this on the pod?
Anyway, so Josh, why don't you tell Mene and I, like, what your favorite thing about our podcast is?

**Meena Qayed** (1:44)
Oh my God, on the spot.

**Natalie Qayed** (1:46)
That's pressure. This is live.

**Joshua Case** (1:48)
This is live and it's pressure time. Pressure's up.

**Natalie Qayed** (1:51)
Pressure's up.

**Joshua Case** (1:53)
What do I love most about it? So for me, it's like I get to hang out with you guys.
And so, you know, whenever you guys say, oh, you're all screaming at your car dashboards right now, that's me.

**Natalie Qayed** (2:07)
It's Josh.

**Joshua Case** (2:07)
Screaming at the car dashboard being like, no, it's this, it's this. Or like, what are you guys talking about?

**Natalie Qayed** (2:11)
And we always know you're listening. So we're like, Josh will fact check that for us. That'll be so good.
I love it. Okay. Well, Mene, I have not told you this for like weeks, two weeks probably, because I wanted to wait for this moment. So Josh here has a corrections corner for us on something we fucked up.
So our last episode we put out where we were like, you can't own the word shady. Nobody owns the word slim, shady, whatever.

**Meena Qayed** (2:39)
Oh, okay. Yeah.

**Natalie Qayed** (2:40)
Josh, take it away.

**Meena Qayed** (2:41)
Wait, I actually, I know this. Can I say it before you say it?

**Joshua Case** (2:45)
Yeah, yeah, you go ahead.

**Meena Qayed** (2:46)
He actually kind of does, because his daughter has a podcast that's called something.

**Natalie Qayed** (2:53)
That's not it.

**Natalie Qayed** (2:53)
He's shaking his head up and down, yeah?

**Joshua Case** (2:55)
But I was saying, yeah.

**Natalie Qayed** (2:56)
No, but it's not what I was going to have him say.

**Meena Qayed** (2:58)
Okay, well then tell me what you were going to say.

**Joshua Case** (3:00)
So I had to text because I was like screaming at my dashboard here.
And I literally texted, I said, y'all are killing me with the M&M trademark talk about shady. He does in fact own the trademark for the word shady. And I screenshotted the trademark and sent it to me.

**Natalie Qayed** (3:19)
I was like, wait, what?

**Natalie Qayed** (3:20)
He's like, you know how you're on the pod saying that he doesn't own the word shady? He does not.

**Joshua Case** (3:26)
He literally owns the word shady.