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200 Episodes: Answering Your Bravo Questions

The Bravo Docket

September 9, 2026

We entertain some Bravo hypotheticals—which housewife would we love to represent in court? If we could subpoena the unedited footage from any single Bravo event, what would we choose and what would we hope it proves? Which housewives would we send to jail (for non criminal reasons)?

Speakers Angela Angotti, Cesie Alvarez

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Cesie Alvarez (2:38)

No, it happened. So if you want to sue us over whether or not it happened, sure.

Angela Angotti (2:43)

Great.

Cesie Alvarez (2:43)

Let's do it.

Angela Angotti (2:44)

Let's subpoena all the videos from the network. Third party subpoenas. Let's go.

Cesie Alvarez (2:47)

Okay. Bring it on, Mr. Darby.

Welcome to The Bravo Docket. We're your favorite reality TV drama meets the courtroom. I'm Cesie.

Angela Angotti (2:57)

I'm Angela and we're two attorneys with a passion for pop culture, here to dive into the juiciest lawsuits and legal battles in the world of reality TV.

Cesie Alvarez (3:05)

Whether you're here for the facts, fun or just some law 101, let's get into today's case.

Hey, everyone. Welcome back to The Bravo Docket. Today, in honor of our recently published 200th episode, which is incredible to believe, we are going to do a Q&A. We have not checked in with you guys personally in a while. I figured that it would be the perfect time to open up ourselves to any of your questions. So these come from Instagram and our Patreon, and we'll read through them and give you our honest, unfiltered thoughts. But yeah, I can't believe it's been 200, except I will say I'm like such a, I don't know if it's a perfectionist or just like a stickler, but I'm like, well, it's not actually 200, because we did some re-release episodes, but it's about.

Angela Angotti (3:55)

That's just our lawyer brains being like, well, actually.

Cesie Alvarez (3:58)

Yeah. I'm like, actually?

Angela Angotti (4:00)

Let me correct the factual record here.

Cesie Alvarez (4:03)

But like, it is. I know. I know. I'm like, I don't want to make a misrepresentation. For all intents and purposes, it is.

Angela Angotti (4:11)

We're not submitting this fact in a summary judgment motion. We're fine.

Cesie Alvarez (4:14)

No, this is just for fun.

Yeah. So we started the podcast back in January 2021 So it has been going for five and a half years now. We did not initially release episodes every week. It was every other week. So obviously, if it had been every week, it would be a lot more episodes. But even still, it's still a big accomplishment to hit 200 in five years.

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