$4 Million Squatter Runs Into the Wrong Cops!

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
Hey, everybody, we got us another hot functioning retard here. He's trying to squat in a five million dollar house. Doesn't end well for him.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:11)
Jimmy, just watch out there.

**Chris** (0:13)
Looks like two dogs just came out from the side of the house.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:20)
Hey, how are you? I'm good, how are you? Good, Homdell Police. How you doing, sir?

**Chris** (0:24)
Good, did you buy this? Yes. We had it as an abandoned property, I just saw the car, I just wanted to check on everything.

**Messiah** (0:30)
Everything is fine. How did you even get in here?

**Chris** (0:32)
Huh?

**Messiah** (0:32)
How did you even get in here?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:33)
Oh, the fence.

**Messiah** (0:34)
Okay.

**Chris** (0:35)
I'm Chris.

**Messiah** (0:36)
How are you doing? Messiah.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:37)
Messiah, pleasure.

**Chris** (0:38)
All right.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:39)
When did you guys buy the property?

**Messiah** (0:41)
I have the paperwork and everything, but how did you even get in my property?

**SPEAKER_1** (0:45)
You got to figure that out.

**Messiah** (0:47)
Y'all jumped the fence?

**Chris** (0:48)
What?

**SPEAKER_1** (0:48)
No.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:49)
Right over there. We have the combination, so all the lock should be there.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:54)
Yes, I have all my paperwork and everything, so...

**Messiah** (0:57)
I would like to appreciate if y'all could just get off the yard.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:00)
I'm going to happen until you prove that this is your place, because we've been dealing with this, and you keep coming back here, so you already know what's going to happen.

**Messiah** (1:09)
Yo, you guys are really crazy. Why?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:11)
Like, what are you doing here?

**Messiah** (1:13)
Huh?

**SPEAKER_2** (1:15)
I just told you, like I said.

**Chris** (1:15)
How did you even get here?

**SPEAKER_1** (1:16)
What kind of car is that? That car he's driving? They stopped making that 20 years ago, but he lives in a $5 million house.

**Messiah** (1:22)
Can you turn your body camera on, please? No, absolutely not. It's gonna stay on. You said no.

**Chris** (1:27)
Yeah.

**Messiah** (1:27)
Alright, give me a second.

**Chris** (1:29)
Oh, yeah, no, no, it is on.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:30)
I thought you meant turn it off.

**Messiah** (1:32)
Oh, no, I said turn it on.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:33)
Oh, no, it's definitely on.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:34)
Okay, here you go.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:38)
Poor dog.

**Messiah** (1:42)
Just stay right there.

**Chris** (1:43)
No, no, hold on, hold on.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:44)
No, no, no.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:45)
Hey.

**Messiah** (1:50)
Stop.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:54)
Did that idiot put a private property sign on the door when he started squatting? Only a sub-Saharan would do that.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:05)
All right, hold on. Open the door.
Listen, we're either going to have a conversation, or you're going to jail. Open the door.

**Messiah** (2:17)
All right, so cut the s***.

**Chris** (2:20)
This is not your house.

**Messiah** (2:21)
It is. I have paperwork for this house.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:23)
It's not.

**Messiah** (2:24)
Sir, why would I lie to you? We've been through this before, man.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:29)
Did you cut the locks and change them again? No, I did not. Because that's what you did last time.

**Messiah** (2:34)
I did not. I have keys, sir.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:37)
Keys to this house, sir.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:39)
What's your first name? Is it Marquise? His name is Messiah, sir. I want your government name.

**Messiah** (2:44)
Messiah, sir. Messiah. Messiah. And please stop asking me stupid questions, sir.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:49)
I'm not asking you stupid questions. And if you close the door on me one more time, I'll come in and you're going on the ground.

**SPEAKER_4** (2:54)
The door closed, sir, by itself.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:55)
What is your real name?

**Messiah** (2:58)
You want that?

**SPEAKER_2** (2:59)
No, that's not even that. That's a made up ass name.

**Messiah** (3:01)
Do you want that?

**SPEAKER_2** (3:02)
I want your ID. How about that?

**Messiah** (3:04)
Here you go, sir.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:05)
No, I want your driver's license.

**Messiah** (3:07)
This is my ID.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:08)
I want your driver's license.

**Messiah** (3:09)
And if you know anything about trust, I'm federally protected under trust.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:13)
No.
We're going to play these games, but you already know what the end result is going to be. You already got kicked out of here once. You already got arrested once, and you keep coming back.

**Messiah** (3:22)
I got arrested.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:23)
Yeah.

**Messiah** (3:23)
Sorry.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:24)
Okay.

**Messiah** (3:24)
This is my property.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:25)
Yeah, okay. What did you pay? $3 for it?

**Messiah** (3:29)
The same thing your parents paid.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:31)
Yeah, okay.

**Messiah** (3:32)
You see juice in here. You see it glowing.