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Pete Holmes · 1,106 episodes with transcripts

Everybody has secret weirdness, Pete Holmes gets comedians to share theirs.   Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/  

Spoken has transcripts of 1,106 You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 9, 2026.

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  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
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        -o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
        https://spoken.md/transcripts/$id || rm -f "${id}-${slug}.md"
      sleep 0.34
    done

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Latest You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes transcripts

We Made It Weird #235 (Re-Release)

October 9, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:02)

Lemonada. You made it weird, yes, you did.

SPEAKER_2 (0:46)

And now, we did it, we did it.

Valerie (0:48)

We did a podcast for you.

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