We Made It Weird #235 (Re-Release)

SPEAKER_1 (0:02)

Lemonada. You made it weird, yes, you did.

SPEAKER_2 (0:46)

And now, we did it, we did it.

Valerie (0:48)

We did a podcast for you.

Pete Holmes (0:50)

Big laughs in this one.

Valerie (0:51)

Yeah, a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_6 (0:52)

We just recorded it, so we like to recap a little bit.

Valerie (0:54)

We had a lot of fun.

Pete Holmes (0:55)

There's some laughs in here that I won't forget.

G&C, Dave Matthews, I mean, Alan Rickman, you name it. A lot of our usual hits, a lot of our usual hits, but in a new way. Ballet, not new moves, but new interpretations.

Valerie (1:11)

I was gonna say, I thought you were saying that we talked about ballet, and I was like, I must have been dissociated for that one.

Pete Holmes (1:17)

Yikes.

Valerie (1:18)

Well, you know, just like in a normal way.

Pete Holmes (1:20)

You're not leaving your body during this podcast, are you?

Okay. We're so glad you're here. If you're new to the show, this is the We Made It Weird version, which is when Valerie and I catch up, and on Wednesday, it's the guest. And in the meantime, enjoy this chat with me and the wonderful Valerie and Janie. Valerie.

Valerie (1:39)

Get into it.

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Valerie (2:43)

Nope.

Pete Holmes (2:44)

No, I just was going to say, I know we always, you know, you know when you see a guy jump off a cliff into like a quarry?

Valerie (2:54)

Of course.

SPEAKER_5 (2:56)

Remember when Leila did it?

Valerie (2:57)

Yes. That's awesome. She jumped off a giant rock. She's a badass dude.

Pete Holmes (3:01)

It was her and a bunch of like men with Navy Seal experience, and then our little girl jumping off the cliff.

SPEAKER_5 (3:08)

But I was just going, and then our little girl, our little girl jumping off the cliff. Beautiful little girl, so beautiful.

Back off, buddy.

SPEAKER_11 (3:19)

Trump, get your name out of our kid's, wait, no, get.

SPEAKER_7 (3:22)

Get. Well, he didn't say her name.

SPEAKER_5 (3:24)

I was actually talking about somebody else.

Pete Holmes (3:29)

This one, I really don't have any idea what we're going to talk about, and I love it.

SPEAKER_2 (3:32)

We'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_5 (3:34)

I'm dead in loving it.

SPEAKER_7 (3:35)

We always do.

SPEAKER_12 (3:36)

Don't worry about it.

Valerie (3:39)

It's just actually an hour of us being like, we always do forget about it. It's fine. We're going to figure it out.

SPEAKER_7 (3:45)

We got it.

Pete Holmes (3:46)

Oh, my God. But people, it goes viral because people listen to it when they're in need, when they need to know, when they need to.

Valerie (3:53)

It's affirmations.

I. You go.

Pete Holmes (4:00)

Yeah, you go.

Valerie (4:02)

I was just going to say, I've been thinking, obviously, a lot about Christmas songs.

SPEAKER_7 (4:08)

Oh, my God. We were laughing.

Pete Holmes (4:10)

You can't.

Valerie (4:11)

We were laughing before this because I can't with Christmas songs. I know. It's just so sad.

SPEAKER_8 (4:16)

They need to stop.

Pete Holmes (4:18)

It's like they're all these artists just trying to make it their own.

SPEAKER_11 (4:21)

Have your self a merry little This one's my version.

Valerie (4:34)

This is probably the song sucks. I actually feel like hot, like my face.

SPEAKER_7 (4:39)

You're mad about this.

Valerie (4:40)

I'm so mad about this. Also that you picked my personal favorite one.

Pete Holmes (4:44)

It's not the song. It's that these artists have to be like the one we were listening to today will be like, do you hear those sleet bells, ring-a-ling-ding-ding, tingle and do.