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Brian Glass · 243 episodes with transcripts

Hi, I'm Brian Glass. I'm a stand-up comedian living in Connecticut. Verbal Graffiti is a project where I comment mostly on Reddit posts. The main goal is to try to make myself laugh and in turn, provide you and your mistress a few chuckles along the way as well.

Spoken has transcripts of 243 Verbal Graffiti episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from April 14, 2025.

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Verbal Graffiti - Episode 124: Student loan has Redditor in eternal debt & ugly pretty couples

April 14, 2025

Brian Glass (0:06)

Don't suck a fat one. I have an addiction to smuts.

I'm right-handed, but my ball sack is left-sided.

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