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Two Guys on a Plane · 50 episodes with transcripts

Welcome to Two Guys on a Plane, your go-to flight attendant podcast! We're taking you behind-the-scenes for an insider look at life in aviation.

Spoken has transcripts of 50 Two Guys on a Plane episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 6, 2026.

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archive.sh
curl -s -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
  https://spoken.md/podcasts/1808734718/episodes \
  | jq -r '.episodes[] | "\(.id) \(.title)"' \
  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
      curl -sf -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
        -o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
        https://spoken.md/transcripts/$id || rm -f "${id}-${slug}.md"
      sleep 0.34
    done

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Latest Two Guys on a Plane transcripts

Unwritten Rules Every Flight Attendant Should Know

October 6, 2026

Rich Henderson (0:00)

I don't know about you, but I'm already tired of the summer heat, which is why I'm so excited for our upcoming trip to the Christmas markets in Europe. This year, we're heading to Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania for festive markets, charming medieval cities, holiday treats, cozy moments, and the magic of three…

Oh, and I almost forgot, book now and you'll get $200 off the trip. We talk about how bad passengers are sometimes, and we're just as guilty of doing these insane things.

Drew Henderson (0:41)

Hopped up and she said, and you do that too.

Rich Henderson (0:45)

Whoever brought in Flight 963, here's your topper, you bitch.

There is nothing worse than getting on a new aircraft, only to find the galley has been left an absolute disaster by your previous crew. We spend a lot of time on the show talking about passenger etiquette and all the things they do wrong. So today we want to talk a little bit about flight attendant etiquette. If…

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