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The Yard · 273 episodes with transcripts

The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden. These four visionaries were sent back from the future to fill the gaping void of white podcasters in LA. So sit back, relax, and please for the love of god shut up you are being so loud right now.

Spoken has transcripts of 273 The Yard episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 7, 2026.

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Ep. 271 - AI Is Ruining Video Games

October 7, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:30)

I want you to take your phone out.

SPEAKER_2 (0:31)

Take it out.

SPEAKER_1 (0:32)

Yes, and I want you to grab both ends of the long sides. There you go. Now, try to...

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