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The Horror Virgin · 455 episodes with transcripts

What’s your favorite scary movie? Are you a fanatic or a fraidy-cat? Either way, we’ve got you covered. Each week, horror fan Paige will take Horror Virgin Todd through the encyclopedia of horror one movie at a time.

Spoken has transcripts of 455 The Horror Virgin episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 5, 2026.

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451 - Phantasm IV: Oblivion

October 5, 2026

Todd Schlosser (0:00)

This episode brought to you by the following patrons, Heather, Min, Madeline, Laura, Jeremy with the laser eyes, Allie, Kristen and Tia. And all the patrons want you to know you're loved, you're listened to, and you're a valuable member of this awesome Horror Virgin community. And if you want to hang out with us, do…

Mikey Randolph (0:18)

Do I need to, okay, do I start recording now? I forgot how this works.

Todd Schlosser (0:21)

Yes, I thought you were recording already.

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