451 - Phantasm IV: Oblivion

Todd Schlosser (0:00)

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Mikey Randolph (0:18)

Do I need to, okay, do I start recording now? I forgot how this works.

Todd Schlosser (0:21)

Yes, I thought you were recording already.

Mikey Randolph (0:24)

Recording. And I'm back.

Paige Wesley (0:37)

Thank you for tuning in to Horror Virgin, I'm Paige.

Mikey Randolph (0:39)

I'm Mikey.

Todd Schlosser (0:40)

And I'm your Horror Virgin Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me watch them. And this week we are kicking off Sequel Month with a special host and Phantasm IV Oblivion.

Mikey Randolph (0:55)

Yes, that special feeling in your gut and No No Place is Phantasm IV and me returning.

Todd Schlosser (1:05)

Yes.

Paige Wesley (1:05)

Speaking of No No Places, Mikey, we asked you a very important question before we started recording, but we need to discuss it now. Yes. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast, human dick or dog dick, and you had a very specific response.

Mikey Randolph (1:18)

Yeah, because Beast is not full dog or full human. He is a hybrid. So I would think that his, you know, bone per se would be a hybrid. So I think it's either a very girthy red lipstick, like a human-esque red lipstick or a very furry human penis.

Paige Wesley (1:39)

I think it might be furry human penis. I think that's kind of where I'm coming down on this.

Mikey Randolph (1:44)

You would come down on that page.

Todd Schlosser (1:48)

I do want to say this, Mikey answered that question immediately when asked, like he had thought it out already previously.

Paige Wesley (1:56)

Correct.

Mikey Randolph (1:56)

I've been studying, researching before the return to this podcast. I've been really looking into current events.

Paige Wesley (2:03)

Yeah.

Todd Schlosser (2:04)

And people are talking about this for sure. People are talking. Yeah, people are talking.

Paige Wesley (2:08)

They are.

Todd Schlosser (2:08)

So was this the first time you guys saw Phantasm IV, Oblivion, aka the gang does shrooms at Joshua Tree?

Paige Wesley (2:16)

Yes.

Mikey Randolph (2:16)

I promised you both. I would never watch these movies without recording an episode on them.

Paige Wesley (2:21)

That's correct.

Todd Schlosser (2:22)

That is the solemn vow you made to us.

Paige Wesley (2:25)

We did a blood oath. It was great.

Mikey Randolph (2:28)

Yeah, we did a blood oath on Zoom. We just like put our bloody things on the camera. Very messy.

Paige Wesley (2:34)

Really fucked up my webcam. Yeah.

Todd Schlosser (2:36)

My laptops looked like an orachai for months.

Paige Wesley (2:39)

The franchise does take a turn, Mikey.

Todd Schlosser (2:41)

Yes, it does. The franchise does take a turn.

Mikey Randolph (2:44)

This is bad. This is like real. I love this franchise. This movie makes me not like this movie.

Todd Schlosser (2:52)

This movie makes me not like this movie.

Mikey Randolph (2:55)

You heard it here.

Todd Schlosser (2:56)

Okay. Yeah. All right.

Paige Wesley (2:57)

I think two might be the best.

Todd Schlosser (3:00)

Yes.

Mikey Randolph (3:01)

Three gets a little weird.

Paige Wesley (3:02)

But I enjoyed three. I remember enjoying three.

Mikey, you texted us yesterday when you were watching this, that you were like, I don't think I did three. And we were like, we have recorded proof. Yeah.

Todd Schlosser (3:16)

You're on the episode, I think. Yeah.

Mikey Randolph (3:18)

I paused at that time. And then I was like, I need to refresh. And so I like read the Wikipedia of three and then watched a little like recap. And I was like, that's right. It just ends with like Mike walking off. And this just starts immediately after.

Paige Wesley (3:33)

Even though they have aged many years in between.

Mikey Randolph (3:36)

Many, many years.

Todd Schlosser (3:37)

Yes.

Paige Wesley (3:37)

But I think I understand why you thought that. And I might be about to break Todd's brain as well by burning a fun fact, because I know Todd doesn't remember any movie we do. So he, I think, probably watched this and was like, yeah, I bet that happened.

Todd Schlosser (3:52)

I literally wrote, thanks for the re-pipe, Reggie, because he explains it right at the beginning.