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StarCraft Cheese Academy Podcast Transcripts

Space Camel and Professor Phi · 9 episodes with transcripts

A fun, amateur podcast about the hit real-time strategy game StarCraft 2 and its strategies known as “cheeses”, especially directed at new players. Cheese strategies are controversial: they’re unconventional and risky, but can be devastating and infuriating for its victims.

Spoken has transcripts of 9 StarCraft Cheese Academy episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from November 11, 2025.

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curl -s -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
  https://spoken.md/podcasts/1743097852/episodes \
  | jq -r '.episodes[] | "\(.id) \(.title)"' \
  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
      curl -sf -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
        -o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
        https://spoken.md/transcripts/$id || rm -f "${id}-${slug}.md"
      sleep 0.34
    done

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Latest StarCraft Cheese Academy transcripts

Episode 8: Nydus Swarm Host Rush, "Foggy Munster"

November 11, 2025

Space Camel (0:00)

Hey, welcome to the StarCraft Cheese Academy. Oops.

Hi, welcome all you StarCraft Cheese lovers. Yeah, today it is I, Space Camel, and I'm joined here by Battling Bard.

Battling Bard (0:38)

Huzzah!

Space Camel (0:39)

And your name is Professor Phi, welcome.

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