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In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia.

Spoken has transcripts of 198 Rude Tales of Magic episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from September 29, 2026.

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[Unlocked] Opera & Sherry #1!

September 29, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:02)

This is a HeadGum Podcast.

Tim Platt (0:05)

I'm tired of this dull reality where cars drive around and buses continue to drive around after the cars, and the birds are just normal birds. Where can I stick my ears into some fantasy?

Branson Reese (0:16)

I don't know, Tim, but it sounds like you mostly have a problem with traffic.

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