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Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro Podcast Transcripts

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Pretty, Not Smart is a weekly podcast hosted by the prettiest sibling duo, Louie and Yoatzi Castro. Tune in every week as they share all the CHISME on what really happens in their everyday lives.

Spoken has transcripts of 160 Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 8, 2026.

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curl -s -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
  https://spoken.md/podcasts/1688485153/episodes \
  | jq -r '.episodes[] | "\(.id) \(.title)"' \
  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
      curl -sf -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
        -o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
        https://spoken.md/transcripts/$id || rm -f "${id}-${slug}.md"
      sleep 0.34
    done

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Latest Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro transcripts

ALMOST RUINED THE PROPOSAL?! ALEX TELLS ALL

October 8, 2026

Yoatzi Castro (0:00)

This episode is brought to you by Nordstrom.

Alex (0:03)

For 125 years, Nordstrom has been part of your story.

SPEAKER_3 (0:07)

The stylist who found the perfect outfit for your big interview. The first pair of walking shoes for your one-year-old.

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