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Nerd Poker · 478 episodes with transcripts

Each week, under dark of night, in a dining room in Encino, a group of warriors led by Brian Posehn plays Dungeons & Dragons and you're invited to attend!

Spoken has transcripts of 478 Nerd Poker episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 6, 2026.

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The Cavern Campaign - Episode 8

October 6, 2026

Brian Posehn (0:12)

Hey, it's Brian Posehn, Nerd Poker, we're calling it The Cavern Heaven. My friends are here, Chris, Blaine, Ken, Engineer Sam, and of course, our kick-ass DM, Dan Telfer. Welcome to Nerd Poker.

Hey, everybody.

SPEAKER_2 (0:59)

Your lover's room, didn't you say that?

Brian Posehn (1:01)

It's a D&D room, or it's a dining room.

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