The Cavern Campaign - Episode 8

Brian Posehn (0:12)

Hey, it's Brian Posehn, Nerd Poker, we're calling it The Cavern Heaven. My friends are here, Chris, Blaine, Ken, Engineer Sam, and of course, our kick-ass DM, Dan Telfer. Welcome to Nerd Poker.

Hey, everybody.

It's Brian Posehn. You're listening to Nerd Poker. We're actually in my house recording episode eight of The Cavern Campaign. And my friends are here, because we're playing in person in my actual, I guess it's a dining room.

SPEAKER_2 (0:59)

Your lover's room, didn't you say that?

Brian Posehn (1:01)

It's a D&D room, or it's a dining room.

SPEAKER_2 (1:04)

D&D room.

SPEAKER_3 (1:05)

Like twice a year.

Brian Posehn (1:07)

Anyway, Ken's here. D and dinner. Yeah.

What's the other D stand for? Don't tell me. Ken is here, and Chris is also here. Hi, Brian. Hey, buddy. I'm Adam Miltan.

Ken (1:27)

Wow, that was fun.

SPEAKER_5 (1:28)

It happened in front of me.

Brian Posehn (1:30)

Chris is not Ken. Chris is Chris.

Good Lord. We're not going to start over. Blaine's here.

Blaine (1:39)

Hey, it's me, Chris.

Brian Posehn (1:41)

I had a stroke again. Hey, Chris. Good to have you. Have you met Ken?

Ken's great. Don't spit water out, Ken. Sorry.

You either, Ken.

Blaine (1:51)

Are we going to play Dinner in Dragons?

Brian Posehn (1:55)

What's happening? Smoke more pot, Brian.

Dan is here. I was doing a bit now. Yeah, yeah. No, I wasn't even that time. I was just doing a bit. Comedic timing is the thing.

SPEAKER_2 (2:11)

I bet my eyelashes that while he stared at me.

Brian Posehn (2:15)

I've mastered comedic timing and physical comedy.

Blaine (2:19)

The edge of the table is shiny where you do your elbow.

SPEAKER_8 (2:24)

Listeners, it's happening.

Brian Posehn (2:26)

And running the show from the cool part of town, as always, or the cool part of my table, it's Ken, everybody.

SPEAKER_5 (2:34)

Hello, sweet Kendrick.

Brian Posehn (2:39)

Damn it. This is going to be like when I ordered ketchup with JT Haberset, and he still gives me shit about it over tacos. Well, I didn't order it. There was ketchup there and I thought that couldn't possibly be ketchup in a red bottle.

That's going to be taco sauce. It wasn't. I still get shit.

Ken (2:59)

It was tacos.

Brian Posehn (3:00)

It was terrible.

Ken (3:00)

Yeah, sorry.

Brian Posehn (3:01)

Don't put ketchup on your tacos. Fucking gringos.

Blaine (3:05)

Isn't that by that guy that did the Don't Let the Pigeon Drive a Batmobile?

Brian Posehn (3:12)

Sorry, Chris. Hi. Chris. Hi. Hi.

Let's thank some people. Okay. Sam already left. Sam went home.

Dan Telfer (3:22)

I've had enough.

Brian Posehn (3:24)

Sam's like, why am I doing this still?

SPEAKER_2 (3:26)

Or is he putting a special antenna on the roof to broadcast live?

SPEAKER_3 (3:31)

Tonight, one viewer will be brought here electronically.

Dan Telfer (3:35)

He's like on an old timey phone on the roof, and he's like, boss, you got to listen to this. He holds the phone up to the antenna.

Brian Posehn (3:41)

This guy can't get nothing right.

Blaine (3:43)

He's cranking it like radar.

Dan Telfer (3:46)

All right. Well, thank you, everybody who listens to our show. Thank you if you're supporting us on Patreon.

We very much support you as a supporter by saying we love you. And if you're at our top two tiers of support, we give you a little shout out, and you have usernames like Ken. Thank you, Ken. What? Thank you, Ken.

Thank you, Ken. Ah, thank you. It says Ken.

SPEAKER_8 (4:13)

All right.

Dan Telfer (4:13)

Ken.

SPEAKER_8 (4:16)

All right.

Dan Telfer (4:16)

This is another sewer rat joke. Thank you, Ken.

SPEAKER_8 (4:20)

Please.

Dan Telfer (4:22)

All right.

SPEAKER_2 (4:23)

Please stop.

Dan Telfer (4:25)

Thank you to our users at our Hey Boss and our Stargoyle tiers. They have usernames like Some Call Me Tim, also Skunk Cock, A Story for Another Time.

SPEAKER_2 (4:36)

I mean, hopefully not.

Dan Telfer (4:37)

I feel like you can go ahead and sit on that one, literally. Oh, no.

Thank you, Critter DJ. Thank you, Devona Upyrock. Thank you, Dr. Weiner Tits, McGee Esquire. Thank you, Warthog. Thank you, Scott Parker. Thank you, Hayden. Thank you. God, I've never gotten this right. Thank you, Apriarix. That's the closest I've ever gotten. Thank you, Big Angry NPC.

Thank you, Rollin on Molly with Friar Jolly. And finally, thank you, Blaine's Far Away Shouting with a Funny Voice Mic. Transform Your Tags. Blaine's Far Away Shouting with a Funny Voice Mic.

SPEAKER_7 (5:17)

With strange sounding names.

Dan Telfer (5:20)

Blaine, who are those supporters brought to us by?