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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories.

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They’re Committing ‘Tism Fraud (with Langston and David)

October 6, 2026

Langston Kerman (0:01)

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People say I got a drinking problem, that ain't no reason to stop. People saying that I've hit rock bottom, just because I'm living on the rocks. People pulling...

David Gborie (0:50)

You want to run back?

Langston Kerman (0:51)

It's a broken-hearted thinking problem. So pull another bottle off the wall. People say I got a drinking problem, but I got no problem drinking at all.

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