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Mission To Zyxx · 163 episodes with transcripts

An improvised science fiction sitcom following a team of ambassadors as they attempt to establish diplomatic relations with planets in the remote and chaotic Zyxx Quadrant… better known as the "ass end of space."

Spoken has transcripts of 163 Mission To Zyxx episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 6, 2026.

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  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
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      sleep 0.34
    done

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October 6, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:30)

Good to suppository. No, no, no, no, no, I think you must have some of those lodges somewhere. There's gotta be some.

SPEAKER_2 (0:35)

I will give you my water, but you know, I sold it.

SPEAKER_3 (0:38)

Wait, Barj, you sold our water?

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