Shows and Cons

SPEAKER_1 (0:30)

Good to suppository. No, no, no, no, no, I think you must have some of those lodges somewhere. There's gotta be some.

SPEAKER_2 (0:35)

I will give you my water, but you know, I sold it.

SPEAKER_3 (0:38)

Wait, Barj, you sold our water?

SPEAKER_2 (0:41)

That water.

SPEAKER_3 (0:43)

The water, so our water.

SPEAKER_1 (0:45)

All of it.

SPEAKER_3 (0:45)

Right, yeah. You realize that the water that's in the tanks, we use that to live and clean ourselves and stuff.

SPEAKER_2 (0:51)

How would I know that?

SPEAKER_3 (0:53)

I was just about to say good question, but actually that's not a good question. You should know that by now.

SPEAKER_1 (0:57)

Yeah, and you all should know at this point that that number of Ahems means it's the most exciting time of the week. Oh, which is schedule time.

SPEAKER_4 (1:09)

I think we have different definitions, Nermut.

SPEAKER_3 (1:11)

Yeah, of schedule.

SPEAKER_1 (1:13)

I think schedule time means the same thing.

SPEAKER_4 (1:16)

Of what is the most exciting time of the week?

SPEAKER_3 (1:19)

When the droid thinks you're boring, Nermut, you gotta, you gotta get out more.

SPEAKER_5 (1:23)

Is that supposed to be a dig out Nermudora?

SPEAKER_1 (1:25)

Ah, I think that was a two for it.

SPEAKER_6 (1:28)

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_3 (1:28)

Yeah, no, I.

SPEAKER_6 (1:29)

Yeah, honestly, up top, Plek.

SPEAKER_5 (1:31)

You dunked on them both. Yeah, well, cool.

SPEAKER_1 (1:33)

All right, thanks.

SPEAKER_2 (1:34)

Up top, up top for me too. No, Barjie, don't turn.

SPEAKER_1 (1:44)

Here's the lozenges.

SPEAKER_3 (1:45)

Oh, well, they were on top of the fridge. Not all bad.

SPEAKER_1 (1:49)

Okay, we are here to talk about this printing out in the weird language. October 10th and 11th.

SPEAKER_3 (1:55)

Hold on a second. Listen, I know I'm not involved in the standardization and all that stuff. I know that's C53s in your department, but we can't.

SPEAKER_4 (2:03)

Do we have some exciting updates about standardization?

SPEAKER_3 (2:06)

Well, no, I don't want to know, but I will say, can I just put in one seventh of a vote for like, we can't be- You can do a whole vote. We can't? Yeah, we are seven, but- Okay, fine. Can I put one of seven votes in for like, not using the terminology by individual- We should standardize like months and years and dates and stuff, right?

SPEAKER_4 (2:28)

If you said it on one standardization, you know how ridiculous it is.

SPEAKER_5 (2:32)

Okay, all right, sorry.

SPEAKER_1 (2:33)

Fine.

SPEAKER_3 (2:34)

Okay, so October, whatever that is, that's this Sunday.

SPEAKER_1 (2:38)

Well, the system that we're passing through, if you can let me get the words out, sorry, we're still in this planetary system, October 10th and 11th.

SPEAKER_3 (2:45)

Oh, hold on a second. It's not the month of the place we're going, it's the month we happen to be passing through in the ship right now?

SPEAKER_1 (2:51)

Yes, when I make the announcement, the system switches over to where we-

SPEAKER_3 (2:54)

We gotta fix that. We gotta fix that.

SPEAKER_2 (2:57)

Hey, Blake, I'm now on Bermud's side, so I would like to take my hi-fi back.

SPEAKER_3 (3:03)

No, don't turn the other way!

SPEAKER_1 (3:05)

I lost the loudspeakers!

SPEAKER_3 (3:07)

Where did the loudspeakers go?

SPEAKER_6 (3:09)

Where did the suppositories go?

SPEAKER_4 (3:11)

Oh, they're right here.

SPEAKER_6 (3:12)

Oh, good.

SPEAKER_1 (3:14)

Okay, so on October 11th, we, because we're, of course, the leaders, we've been the leaders now for that long.

SPEAKER_3 (3:22)

Yeah, three years, almost.

SPEAKER_1 (3:23)

Three years.

SPEAKER_3 (3:23)

Three and change, actually.

SPEAKER_1 (3:25)

People are interested in what we're doing.

SPEAKER_6 (3:26)

Three more years!

SPEAKER_3 (3:27)

Three more years! It doesn't actually work that way, AJ. We have seven-year terms, and I mean, our popularity is high up.

I'd strap in. I think we're going to be leaders for a while.

SPEAKER_1 (3:39)

AKA no one else wants this job. That's probably part of it.

SPEAKER_2 (3:42)

Yeah, if someone else wanted it.

SPEAKER_4 (3:44)

Yeah, it's definitely part of the job.

SPEAKER_2 (3:45)

Also, we all get paid the one salary divided by...

SPEAKER_3 (3:49)

I don't know why we agreed to that, actually.

SPEAKER_4 (3:50)

Yeah, that was a mistake on our part.

SPEAKER_3 (3:52)

It seemed like sort of magnanimous.

SPEAKER_2 (3:54)

Hence the water being sold.

SPEAKER_3 (3:57)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_6 (3:57)

Wait, are you guys not corrupt?

SPEAKER_1 (4:03)

Wait, excuse us? Are we not corrupt?

SPEAKER_6 (4:07)

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_5 (4:09)

Are you taking kickbacks?

SPEAKER_6 (4:10)

You guys not, well, I mean, it's all in big croon, but...