Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Transcripts
Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis · 388 episodes with transcripts
Grab onto this fast moving train and witness two comedians rise to victory and splendor. This is easily the funniest podcast out there. The rest are pretty meh.
Spoken has transcripts of 388 Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 8, 2026.
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| while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
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-o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
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Latest Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast transcripts
Ep 640 - Metasexuality (feat. Dylan Sullivan & SWIM)
October 8, 2026
Lemaire Lee (0:00)
Wow, wow, Wes.
Matt McCusker (0:02)
Oh my God, sorry that, well, you guys don't notice what the broadcast was delayed. Lemaire, this place is what, like 600, 500 square feet? Lemaire shit in the bathroom, and it stunk up the entire 500 square feet of my office apartment.
Shane Gillis (0:15)
On a whole nother level of stink.
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