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Lions Led By Donkeys · 498 episodes with transcripts

The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.

Spoken has transcripts of 498 Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 7, 2026.

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Latest Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast transcripts

*PREVIEW* The Very Dumb Story of Jack Teixeira *LIVE IN CORK*

October 7, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

You've bought, like, you know, Discord DMT, and you're, like, tripping balls talking to the machine elves on your floor as the, like, DEA kicks in your windows, and you're like, oh my god, this is bliss.

Joe Kassabian (0:10)

I logged into Discord just so I could see the hat man.

However, I should say that Techshara seems to be, from the logs that I read, far more fucked up than anybody else on that server. Once he got his firearms license, he began buying several guns, began making videos of himself shooting them, and taking pictures with them, and trying to act like a hard ass. He started…

SPEAKER_3 (1:08)

Who would have thought? I just, there's a level of vicarious cringe that you feel from this. And I don't mean like, I mean literally cringe, as in your body is cringing here. It's like this guy is such a fucking loser.

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