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Weaving comedy into news, politics, esoterica and the far reaches of the fringe from a few experts-in-nothing armchair philosophers. And farts.

Spoken has transcripts of 376 Legit Bat Podcast episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from September 12, 2025.

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      sleep 0.34
    done

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Charlie Kirk, "Civil War" & Black Stabbeth | Derek Stitt (swapcast)

September 12, 2025

Joe Hodgdon (0:40)

Well, hey there, welcome back to Legit Bat Podcast. I'm Joe, Jen is not with me tonight. Hey, you suck nicks! She does. And we're gonna do, so we haven't done a show in a couple weeks, and this isn't really a guest appearance or vice versa. It's Derek Stitt from Talking Stitt Podcast. Yeah, how's it going, buddy?

Derek Stitt (1:01)

What's up, brother?

Joe Hodgdon (1:03)

What's up, niggas? What's up, nigga?

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