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Hello From The Magic Tavern Podcast Transcripts

Arnie Niekamp · 603 episodes with transcripts

Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!

Spoken has transcripts of 603 Hello From The Magic Tavern episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 5, 2026.

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curl -s -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
  https://spoken.md/podcasts/975078285/episodes \
  | jq -r '.episodes[] | "\(.id) \(.title)"' \
  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
      curl -sf -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
        -o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
        https://spoken.md/transcripts/$id || rm -f "${id}-${slug}.md"
      sleep 0.34
    done

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Latest Hello From The Magic Tavern transcripts

Season 6, Ep 8 - Dripfang at Court (w/ Kevin Sciretta)

October 5, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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Adal Rifai (0:35)

People of Earth, the following podcast is not real. And within that not real context, you may remember that I run a small shop, Bitsy's Bits and Bangles in Hog's Face. Lord knows I don't remember it sometimes. But for any residents of Hog's Face who might be listening, yes, I am nearly done with my autumn display…

Arnie Niekamp (1:46)

Hello from the... Mondo.

Mondo, you got away from me to finish the intro. I get it, you're eager to get in there. Hello from the Magic Tavern.

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