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Have Kids, They Said… Podcast Transcripts

SiriusXM · 420 episodes with transcripts

Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.

Spoken has transcripts of 420 Have Kids, They Said… episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from September 15, 2026.

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  | jq -r '.episodes[] | "\(.id) \(.title)"' \
  | while IFS=' ' read -r id title; do
      slug=$(echo "$title" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]' | tr -cs 'a-z0-9' '-' | sed 's/-*$//')
      [ -f "${id}-${slug}.md" ] && continue
      curl -sf -H "x-api-key: YOUR_KEY" \
        -o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
        https://spoken.md/transcripts/$id || rm -f "${id}-${slug}.md"
      sleep 0.34
    done

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Latest Have Kids, They Said… transcripts

Tops & Bottoms

September 15, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:01)

I love my phone, but not my carrier, what do I do?

SPEAKER_2 (0:04)

Well, there are 250 reasons to join T-Mobile.

Rich Davis (0:07)

Like what?

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