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The Goons Podcast · 264 episodes with transcripts

WE ARE GOONS!

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#268 - who ya gonna call? GOONBUSTERS!

October 6, 2026

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Oh yeah, this is the Goons podcast. What in the fuck is this?

SPEAKER_2 (0:04)

Dude, are you in there? Are you even here?

SPEAKER_1 (0:08)

Is that the guy?

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