#268 - who ya gonna call? GOONBUSTERS!

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Oh yeah, this is the Goons podcast. What in the fuck is this?

SPEAKER_2 (0:04)

Dude, are you in there? Are you even here?

SPEAKER_1 (0:08)

Is that the guy?

McNasty (0:09)

Oh shit, it's the guy.

SPEAKER_2 (0:11)

It's a little early for your month, early for Halloween.

McNasty (0:15)

I'm a see-through, it's October already, so. Well, by the time this comes out, it'll be October, so.

SPEAKER_2 (0:20)

True. It'll be like, on Monday, it'll be the fan events.

Matthew Elias (0:25)

Welcome, bro.

SPEAKER_1 (0:27)

We love this holiday.

Matthew Elias (0:28)

Welcome to the spooky episode of the Goons.

SPEAKER_2 (0:33)

I didn't know we were doing a spooky episode, Rod.

Matthew Elias (0:36)

I didn't prep.

SPEAKER_2 (0:37)

I'm not even doing a word that's spooky.

Matthew Elias (0:39)

Yep, we're joined today by all the Goons. We have Blarg, we've got McNasty, aka Slimer, and we have the one, the only, the do. Yo.

Yeah, three out of four of us are dressed up for Halloween, the show.

SPEAKER_2 (0:59)

True.

McNasty (0:59)

And we have a knight, a burglar, a slime, and then just Arab.

Matthew Elias (1:03)

All right, dude. The Canadians.

McNasty (1:07)

This thing's got some fetas on it.

SPEAKER_1 (1:09)

Yeah, I see you feeling yourself.

Matthew Elias (1:10)

I know, I was gonna tell you, you're-

McNasty (1:11)

Got some squish.

Matthew Elias (1:13)

Yeah, you grew up in your own slime.

McNasty (1:15)

Oh, you wanna see the side profile of this thing?

SPEAKER_1 (1:17)

Yes, dude, let's see the boondah of that thing.

Matthew Elias (1:23)

Bro, can you, I feel like the Ghostbusters movie, the bank of-

McNasty (1:26)

I think of Big Mac Frog.

Matthew Elias (1:31)

Look at Freaky Afrog.

SPEAKER_2 (1:32)

Yeah, dude, you might have to get rid of the full featured film behind you.

Matthew Elias (1:37)

How about this, grab yourself like a graveyard, put like a grave on it, a static graveyard.

McNasty (1:42)

Oh, it's not, it's not the full, it's not the whole movie.

Matthew Elias (1:45)

It's like clips, it's clips that are flipped.

McNasty (1:49)

The video itself on YouTube is not even copyrighted.

Matthew Elias (1:52)

It's so distracting, dude. It's, oh, there's your brother. There you are.

SPEAKER_2 (1:56)

Dude, that fucking thing just staring at me.

Matthew Elias (1:59)

Come on, make it like a graveyard or something. Why? It's gonna distract me. It's gonna be what? Cause it's gonna be what?

McNasty (2:04)

I played Cars for 10 hours straight on this fucking podcast one time.

Matthew Elias (2:08)

Yeah, yeah, and it, same, same gripes with them.

McNasty (2:13)

Maybe you need to take your fucking adderall if it distracts you that much.

Matthew Elias (2:17)

Huh? Dude, okay. I saw plates breaking I think it would just be a better, we don't have to argue for the first 10 minutes.

All right.

McNasty (2:25)

Give me 10 minutes to find a graveyard video.

Matthew Elias (2:29)

None of it, it should just be a background, it should be a solid background of a graveyard. It doesn't use an X guy. Audio listeners, if you're listening on audio, there's an entire film happening.

Slimer, and he's got the entire Ghostbusters trilogy playing in the background.

SPEAKER_2 (2:46)

Dude, I'm just staring at his monitor right now.

Matthew Elias (2:51)

I can't fully appreciate his costume with Bill Murray in the background.

SPEAKER_1 (2:56)

That has to be a tumor, right? You're not okay.

Matthew Elias (2:59)

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_2 (3:00)

Are you wearing a backpack under there?

Matthew Elias (3:02)

I don't know.

McNasty (3:03)

I think the fluff has just relocated on this thing.

Matthew Elias (3:07)

It's where he stores his water.

SPEAKER_1 (3:09)

It's a hump, water hump.

Matthew Elias (3:13)

It's over-darned.

SPEAKER_2 (3:14)

God. Now it looks terrifying.

SPEAKER_1 (3:16)

Holy fuck.

Matthew Elias (3:18)

Anyway, what is everyone's favorite horror film while we wave?

SPEAKER_2 (3:21)

Oh, fuck. That's not even a graveyard. You're in Oregon, just on the mountains.

You're in the Cascade Mountains just hanging out.

McNasty (3:29)

It's like the biggest fucking picture ever.

It's fucking huge, a big-ass fucking picture. 9,000 by 8 billion PPTs.

Matthew Elias (3:44)

PPTs. Our viewers waved. One week, a solid week for the show.

We're glad to give them the best viewing experience we can.

SPEAKER_2 (3:54)

This is what they get, dude.

Matthew Elias (3:56)

My favorite horror movie, probably either Midsommar or Hereditary.

SPEAKER_2 (4:02)

Ooh, I do like Midsommar.

Matthew Elias (4:06)

Talk to me, also, you'll be good.

McNasty (4:08)

Can you guess what my favorite horror movie is?

SPEAKER_2 (4:12)

Is that really a horror movie?