Friends Keep Secrets Podcast Transcripts
Perfect Strangers · 34 episodes with transcripts
Welcome to Friends Keep Secrets: a first-of-its-kind show from best friends benny blanco, Lil Dicky (Dave Burd), and Dave’s wife, Kristin Batalucco.
Spoken has transcripts of 34 Friends Keep Secrets episodes, with the speakers named. The newest listed here is from October 6, 2026.
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-o "${id}-${slug}.md" \
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Latest Friends Keep Secrets transcripts
The Love Advice Episode
October 6, 2026
Benny Blanco (0:00)
We have what it takes to give a little love advice.
SPEAKER_2 (0:04)
Hola, Benny, cómo estás?
Jonathan Ernst (0:06)
Hey, how are you doing?
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